(AUTHOR/EDITOR’S NOTE: The views in this piece are mine and mine alone. My political opinions, though I believe them to be right and true and the only pure form of light in this insane political climate, do not reflect The Fancy Boys Club or the other writers for the site.
UPDATE: This piece was written on Thursday to be released today. Earlier this morning, Joe Walsh announced on ABC that he would officially be running for President.)
You have to believe me, I wanted to start out nice.
When I decided to help this site come to life, I was envisioning a friendly place with happy discussion and writers passionate about their topics. I expected my own little Garden of Eden, a place where I could go when I was seeking emotional solace.
I’m currently a few hundred words into an essay about how much I loved the ending to Quentin Tarantino’s new film. All of my inner peace changed when I woke up Thursday morning to a Mediaite article saying Joe Walsh was planning a presidential run. And, just like that, my inner peace evaporated. Because Joe Walsh is a trashdick. He HAS a trashdick.
And it’s important to me that you know that.
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