Matt Drufke is a writer, comedian, and producer. If you invite him to your party, he will eat all of your cheese plate and demand to be in charge of the music.
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Brandon Andreasen is the co-founder, editor, and creative t shirt cannon behind such landmark sites as [insert website here].
When he isn’t writing, he can be found drunk and pant-less. Did comedy and porn, but gave up on both.
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Jack Baker is a comedian, writer and WCP enthusiast. His hobbies include wiffle ball, secret Facebook group chats, and eating BLTs. He loves the Chicago Bears and will defend the band Phish until the day he dies.
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Katie Keller is a marketer in Los Angeles who also works and advocates for the cannabis industry. She cares about Taylor Swift more than anyone should, and attributes too much of her success to the songstress. She enjoys good cathartic crying, as well drinking too much wine and demanding people say romantic things to her.
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Michael Grace is a former musician and full-time mini-pig dad living just outside of Indianapolis. He reads fantasy novels and has watched every World Series since 1992. He preaches prophecy and spiritual alignment through NBA highlights and cried at two separate Mountain Goats shows.
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Alec Stein is an Italian polymath of the Renaissance whose areas of interest included invention, painting, sculpture, architecture, science, music, engineering, literature, anatomy, geology, astronomy, botany, and cartography. His most famous and recognizable works include the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and Vitruvian Man.
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Rick Copper is a writer, comedian, storyteller, photographer, and smart ass with unframed degrees in too many subjects. He likes warm puppies, cold beer, solitude and has too many feelings about Warren Zevon.
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Emily Ramirez is a professional ballerina, musical theatre actress, writer, and expert-level bullshit detector. She’s obsessed with Humboldt Fog cheese, serial killer documentaries, pimple popping videos, her husband’s baller carpentry skillz, and her 2 entitled lap dogs, Charlie and Sophie.
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Jake Drummond is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and producer. He likes loud, dumb punk rock, ghosting on plans for large gatherings, and an ice-cold glass of Green Berry Rush Hawaiian Punch.
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Kate Peterson learned of her parents’ divorce while watching an episode of Alf. Since that day, she can’t look at a puppet without bursting into tears. She got back at her mom and dad by dropping out of college to write dick jokes in Chicago. Follow Kate on Twitter.

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Joe Ottowitz is a comedian, writer, and internet person. He enjoys video games and comedy. He also enjoys sleep and food. He’s unhealthy.
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Jeremy Daniel is a Chicago based comedian and writer. He loves sports, video games and his daughter. He spends most of his time in authentic Mexican restaurants feeling pressured to get the corn tortillas even though he prefers flour.

Alexander Truly is a professional mountain climber and hiker. He’s placed in the Top 5 of the Outdoorsman Nebraskan Mountain Challenge from 2013-2015. In 2016, he got gout and changed professions to be a travelling comedian and motivational speaker at state fairs where he currently works with the Truly True Foundation, while travelling the world with his wife, Moon Daisy.

Brennan Weaver is a Chicago based comedic writer and performer, and podcaster. Brennan when not doing comedy related things enjoys long walks on the beach and going to court ordered therapy.

David Vox Mullen is a BMI Recording Artist, Comedian, Actor, Writer, Producer, Singer, Songwriter, and Impressionist. Vox was the former frontman for the nationally touring rock band Slipstream and for the last decade been working as a professional entertainer. He’s a loving husband and father and wants his kids to do better than him. Follow Vox on Twitter & Instagram.

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Tim Nemec has been dead for 87 years. Now his ghost haunts the laptop used to write this article. 
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Greg Bach is a Milwaukee based comedian, writer, producer AND barber! He tells people his biggest influence is Monty Python so everyone will think he’s smart. If Greg had any free time, he’d enjoy such things as archery, woodworking and reading without falling asleep. Follow Greg on Twitter & Instagram.

Mat Elfring is a Chicagoland writer and former comic who was best known for doing very annoying characters at open mics. For over a decade, he worked as an entertainment editor and podcast producer (Wrestle Buddies!), most notably at GameSpot up until early 2023.
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