March Fatness: Results From The High Cholesterol Region & All Round 2 Matchups

March Fatness: Results From The High Cholesterol Region & All Round 2 Matchups

Round one of March Fatness, our bracket-style competition of the most wonderful and unhealthy fast food items known to man is in the books. Let’s run through yesterday’s results and break down Round 2, which will take place next week.

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March Fatness Instant Reactions: Round 1, Day 4

The first round is in the books! Thank you to everyone who voted in round one, except for the people who voted for the Jamocha Shake. Your names will all be given to the government and you will be charged as foreign spies trying to bring down the democratic voting process. Let’s take a look at day 4 of round one.

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March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (with results from the Heart Attack Region)

March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (with results from the Heart Attack Region)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

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March Fatness: The Heart Attack Region (with results from the Liver Failure Region)

March Fatness: The Heart Attack Region (with results from the Liver Failure Region)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

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March Fatness Round 1, Day 1: Instant Reaction

March Fatness Round 1, Day 1: Instant Reaction

Day one is in the books and for the most part, voting went completely as expected with only one upset, that is only an upset if you really think strongly of mediocre sandwiches. Here are some quick reactions from day 1 of the March Fatness Tournament.

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March Fatness: The Liver Failure Region (with results from the Diabetes Region)

March Fatness: The Liver Failure Region (with results from the Diabetes Region)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

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March Fatness: The Diabetes Regional

March Fatness: The Diabetes Regional

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be consiered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

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McRib is Trash and Deserves Nothing but Scorn: A Rebuttal to Jack Baker

By now you have probably read Jack Baker’s ham fisted pronouncement of the McRib’s quality and deservedness of being in the March Fatness bracket. You yourself might even be wondering why the McRib didn’t make the list while items like KFC Coleslaw did. You might also be wondering why Jack Baker decided he was ombudsman. If he is complaining about the voting process of these brackets, I have serious issues with his self-appointment as ombudsman. But we will get back to stripping Jack of his responsibilities and firing him out of a cannon towards the sun later. Now, let’s thoroughly and comprehensively explain why the McRib didn’t make the list.

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Where’s the McRib? March Fatness is a Total Sham

Where’s the McRib? March Fatness is a Total Sham

Hello loyal Fancy Boys Club readers, it brings me great sadness to report that the upcoming “March Fatness” Fast Food bracket is a complete and total sham.

Fancy Boys Club founder Matt Drufke claims that we’re trying to find the best fast food item, but as editor, cofounder, and ombudsmen of FancyBoysClub.com, I am sad to say that the bracket we have created falls woefully short of that goal.

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