March Fatness: Final Four, Part 2

March Fatness: Final Four, Part 2

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

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March Fatness: Friday Results & Final Four Matchups

March Fatness: Friday Results & Final Four Matchups

Over the past four weeks, we have had you, the loyal and devoted readers of Fancy Boys Club, determine which of the 64 fast food items we gave you would make their way to our Final Four. We called it March Fatness. And this week, we determine our winner.

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March Fatness: The Elite 8 (High Cholesterol Region)

March Fatness: The Elite 8 (High Cholesterol Region)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

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March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Sweet 16) plus Thursday results…

March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Sweet 16) plus Thursday results…

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Continue reading “March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Sweet 16) plus Thursday results…”

March Fatness: The Diabetes Round (Sweet 16)

March Fatness: The Diabetes Round (Sweet 16)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

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March Fatness: Friday results plus the Sweet 16 Match-Ups

March Fatness: Friday results plus the Sweet 16 Match-Ups

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Continue reading “March Fatness: Friday results plus the Sweet 16 Match-Ups”

March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Round Of 32) plus Thursday results

March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Round Of 32) plus Thursday results

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Today marks day four of the second round of the with The High Cholesterol Regional.

Vote for your favorites over on the Fancy Boys Club Facebook page. Polls close at 10 am tomorrow and then its on to the Sweet Sixteen. Voting will resume Tuesday.

Unlike America, we like to make voting easy. So find links to all of today’s match-ups below:

(1) McDonalds McChicken Sandwich v (8) Culver’s Cheese Curds

(5) Wendy’s Frosty v (4) Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme

(6) Wendy’s Baked Potato v (3) Portillo’s Chocolate Cake Shake

(7) Jimmy John’s Gargantuan v (2) Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Voting ends Saturday at 10:00 am CST. We encourage all shares and comments.

Heart Attack Region Results

Yesterday, you voted for which items in the Heart Attack Region would advance to the Sweet 16. Here are the results from those match-ups:

(1) Arby’s Curly Fries keeps their hopes alive, easily beating (9) KFC’s Famous Bowl, 76%-24%.
(13) Dairy Queen’s Blizzard continues it’s role as spoiler, this time destroying (5) Carl Jr./Hardee’s Quarter Pounder, 89%-11%.
(3) Culver’s Double Cheddar Burger eliminated (11) Arby’s Jamocha Shake, 81%-19%.
(2) Panera’s Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl knocked out (7) Portillo’s French Fries, 58%-42%.

The match-ups are now live! Get out and vote.

March Fatness Instant Reactions: Round 1, Day 4

The first round is in the books! Thank you to everyone who voted in round one, except for the people who voted for the Jamocha Shake. Your names will all be given to the government and you will be charged as foreign spies trying to bring down the democratic voting process. Let’s take a look at day 4 of round one.

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March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (with results from the Heart Attack Region)

March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (with results from the Heart Attack Region)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Continue reading “March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (with results from the Heart Attack Region)”