Week 1 is in the books, and I’m here with the only recap you need. Here’s the Winners & Losers of Week 1 of the NFL season.
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Fancy Boys Week 1 NFL Mailbag
Fancy Boys founder Matt Drufke doesn’t know anything about football. Lucky for him, Brandon Andreasen and Jack Baker do.
Each week, Matt emails Brandon and Jack NFL questions, they then immediately go and make fun of his lack of knowledge in a secret group chat. They then go and answer the questions. Here are those answers.
Continue reading “Fancy Boys Week 1 NFL Mailbag”The Out Comes in Threes (or) Why More Home Runs Are A Bad Thing
Back in the formative years of my youth, the long ball was king. In 1998, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa broke the then-thought-unbreakable record of 61 home runs, with Ken Griffey Jr. not far behind. The next year, they both did it again. In 2001, Barry Bonds hit seventy-fucking-three of ’em. It was exciting, actually. In the latter half of the 2010’s, more home runs are being hit than at the peak of the “steroid era”, but is that a good thing?
Continue reading “The Out Comes in Threes (or) Why More Home Runs Are A Bad Thing”Fancy Boys Chats With: Mike Wiley!
If you are involved with Chicago comedy, you’ve met Mike Wiley. You’ve seen him at a show or a mic. And you’ve most certainly remembered it.
Continue reading “Fancy Boys Chats With: Mike Wiley!”Bears Recap: The Defense Deserves Better than this Offense
Insert obligatory “they are who we thought they were” reference here.
The Packers beat the Bears 10-3 in a game that could only be described as a “What Could Go Wrong With the Bears in 2019 Column” come to life.
Continue reading “Bears Recap: The Defense Deserves Better than this Offense”The Best NFL Games To Watch This Season
The NFL season has kicked off and people around the world are ready for the new season. Stadiums will be jam-packed with fans. So many people at Fancy Boys Club have strong opinions about this year’s NFL season, but they’re all wrong.
Continue reading “The Best NFL Games To Watch This Season”Fancy Boys Football: Season Predictions & Super Bowl Picks
Football season is finally here. And the Fancy Boys Football team is done reading Matt Drufke’s crystal ball and ready to share our expert predictions for the 2019 season.
Who will be the MVP? Will Aaron Donald win a third straight Defensive Player of the Year award? Will the Dolphins win a game? [Editor’s note: they will not] How many types of cheese will be on Matt Drufke’s pregame charcuterie plate?
Continue reading “Fancy Boys Football: Season Predictions & Super Bowl Picks”Fancy Boys Football Power Rankings: Week 1
Welcome to the opening power rankings for Fancy Boys Club. I’m fully prepared to step on about a million grenades for this Week 1. Starting next week, this will drop every Tuesday, and god help me, probably won’t be as long. Let us know what you think in the comments and always be sure to check us out on our Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter pages!
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Are you ready for some poorly produced football tallllkkkkkk?
Each network’s team of announcers, analysts, and talking heads have shaken the rust off during preseason and are now ready to take it one game at a time, give 110 percent, and drop all your favorite sports cliches in true mid-season form.
Continue reading “What’s Going to Happen in NFL Media This Season”Tapered Expectations: Packers by 60
On Thursday night the NFL will kickoff its 100th season with the greatest rivalry in sports: The Green Bay Packers vs The Chicago Bears. The two storied franchises will take the field anchored by titans of the game Khalil Mack and Aaron Rodgers, respectively.
Last season, the series was split 1-1, with the first game going to the Packers, carried on the busted, morphine riddled knee of Rodgers, who brought the house down with an electrifying 20 point comeback. The latter of the two games went to the Bears in week 15, after Green Bay had more or less committed to a mini-rebuild and McCarthy had all but gotten his final massage in the Lambeau facilities. Continue reading “Tapered Expectations: Packers by 60”
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