March Fatness

March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Round Of 32) plus Thursday results

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March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Round Of 32) plus Thursday results

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Today marks day four of the second round of the with The High Cholesterol Regional.

Vote for your favorites over on the Fancy Boys Club Facebook page. Polls close at 10 am tomorrow and then its on to the Sweet Sixteen. Voting will resume Tuesday.

Unlike America, we like to make voting easy. So find links to all of today’s match-ups below:

(1) McDonalds McChicken Sandwich v (8) Culver’s Cheese Curds

(5) Wendy’s Frosty v (4) Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme

(6) Wendy’s Baked Potato v (3) Portillo’s Chocolate Cake Shake

(7) Jimmy John’s Gargantuan v (2) Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Voting ends Saturday at 10:00 am CST. We encourage all shares and comments.

Heart Attack Region Results

Yesterday, you voted for which items in the Heart Attack Region would advance to the Sweet 16. Here are the results from those match-ups:

(1) Arby’s Curly Fries keeps their hopes alive, easily beating (9) KFC’s Famous Bowl, 76%-24%.
(13) Dairy Queen’s Blizzard continues it’s role as spoiler, this time destroying (5) Carl Jr./Hardee’s Quarter Pounder, 89%-11%.
(3) Culver’s Double Cheddar Burger eliminated (11) Arby’s Jamocha Shake, 81%-19%.
(2) Panera’s Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl knocked out (7) Portillo’s French Fries, 58%-42%.

The match-ups are now live! Get out and vote.

Fancy Boys Club Drafts, television, TV Show Draft

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 7-8

by The Fancy Boys1 Comment on IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 7-8
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 7-8

Things aren’t looking good right now. Coronavirus is all around. The economy will probably collapse. There’s no toilet paper available anywhere. And worst of all, we’re all stuck inside with our families.

Luckily, there’s a ton of great TV to help get us through this difficult time. If you’re looking for something to watch, Fancy Boys Club is here to help. Over the next few days, we’ll be breaking down our favorite coronavirus quarantine streaming options in the only way we know how: a draft.

Today, we’re dropping rounds 7 and 8. Catch up on past rounds here: 1 & 2, 3 & 4, 5 & 6. Who got the best picks? Let us know in the comments.

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Sports

Carpe Noctem: The Ballad of Geoff Blum

by Michael GraceLeave a Comment on Carpe Noctem: The Ballad of Geoff Blum
Carpe Noctem: The Ballad of Geoff Blum

A baseball season can seem so long that a single plate appearance can seem largely insignificant. As summer’s long days turn cold and the importance of each game grows, pressure can change a batter’s approach. This is the essence of what you might hear as “postseason experience,” that enigmatic entity that seems to benefit some and forsake others. Perhaps there is little to all of that. If given only one opportunity at the highest stage, a player should, by that theory, crumble. But when the sample size is as low as possible, the predictability of the result is thrown into chaos. If given one at-bat in the World Series with the game in the balance, how would you fare? For Geoff Blum, the opportunity was there, all he had to do was decide what to do with it.

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March Fatness

March Fatness: The Heart Attack Region (Round of 32) plus Wednesday results

by The Fancy BoysLeave a Comment on March Fatness: The Heart Attack Region (Round of 32) plus Wednesday results
March Fatness: The Heart Attack Region (Round of 32) plus Wednesday results

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Today marks day three of the second round of the with The Heart Attack Regional.

Continue reading “March Fatness: The Heart Attack Region (Round of 32) plus Wednesday results” →
Fancy Boys Club Drafts, television, TV Show Draft

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 5-6

by The Fancy Boys2 Comments on IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 5-6
IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 5-6

Things aren’t looking good right now. Coronavirus is all around. The economy will probably collapse. There’s no toilet paper available anywhere. And worst of all, we’re all stuck inside with our families.

Luckily, there’s a ton of great TV to help get us through this difficult time. If you’re looking for something to watch, Fancy Boys Club is here to help. Over the next few days, we’ll be breaking down our favorite coronavirus quarantine streaming options in the only way we know how: a draft.

Today, we’re dropping rounds 5 and 6. Catch up on past rounds here: 1 & 2, 3 & 4. Who got the best picks? Let us know in the comments.

Continue reading “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 5-6” →
March Fatness

March Fatness: The Liver Failure Region (Round Of 32)… plus Tuesday results

by The Fancy BoysLeave a Comment on March Fatness: The Liver Failure Region (Round Of 32)… plus Tuesday results
March Fatness: The Liver Failure Region (Round Of 32)… plus Tuesday results

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Today marks the start of the second round of the big dance with The Diabetes Regional.

Continue reading “March Fatness: The Liver Failure Region (Round Of 32)… plus Tuesday results” →
Fancy Boys Club Drafts, Pop Culture, television, TV Show Draft

It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I’m Streaming Fine Rounds 3-4

by The Fancy Boys3 Comments on It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I’m Streaming Fine Rounds 3-4
It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I’m Streaming Fine Rounds 3-4

Things aren’t looking good right now. Coronavirus is all around. The economy will probably collapse. There’s no toilet paper available anywhere. And worst of all, we’re all stuck inside with our families.

Luckily, there’s a ton of great TV to help get us through this difficult time. If you’re looking for something to watch, Fancy Boys Club is here to help. Over the next few days, we’ll be breaking down our favorite coronavirus quarantine streaming options in the only way we know how: a draft.

Today, we’re dropping rounds 3 and 4. Rounds 1 and 2 were yesterday. Who got the best picks? Let us know in the comments.

Continue reading “It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I’m Streaming Fine Rounds 3-4” →
Uncategorized

I’m scared… and I want to talk about it

by Matt DrufkeLeave a Comment on I’m scared… and I want to talk about it

You can listen to a lot of people and get a lot of different thoughts about how dangerous the COVID-19 pandemic is.

If you listened to the President yesterday, it’s pretty serious. If you listened to him a few weeks ago, it’s no big deal. If you listened to Infowars contributor Mike Adams (the self-appointed “Health Ranger”), “It’s over for humanity. There will be only loyal survivors.”

You should never listen to Mike Adams.

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March Fatness

March Fatness: The Diabetes Region (Round of 32)

by Jack BakerLeave a Comment on March Fatness: The Diabetes Region (Round of 32)
March Fatness: The Diabetes Region (Round of 32)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be consiered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Continue reading “March Fatness: The Diabetes Region (Round of 32)” →
Fancy Boys Club Drafts, television, TV Show Draft

It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I’m Streaming Fine Rounds 1-2

by The Fancy Boys2 Comments on It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I’m Streaming Fine Rounds 1-2
It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I’m Streaming Fine Rounds 1-2

Things aren’t looking good right now. Coronavirus is all around. The economy will probably collapse. There’s no toilet paper available anywhere. And worst of all, we’re all stuck inside with our families.

Luckily, there’s a ton of great TV to help get us through this difficult time. If you’re looking for something to watch, Fancy Boys Club is here to help. Over the next few days, we’ll be breaking down our favorite coronavirus quarantine streaming options in the only way we know how: a draft.

Today, we’re dropping rounds 1 and 2. Who got the best picks? Let us know in the comments.

Continue reading “It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I’m Streaming Fine Rounds 1-2” →