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March Fatness Instant Reactions: Round 1, Day 4
The first round is in the books! Thank you to everyone who voted in round one, except for the people who voted for the Jamocha Shake. Your names will all be given to the government and you will be charged as foreign spies trying to bring down the democratic voting process. Let’s take a look at day 4 of round one.
Continue reading “March Fatness Instant Reactions: Round 1, Day 4”March Fatness Instant Reactions: Round 1 Day 3
Day 3 is in the books of the March Fatness tournament. One was justified, while another is proof you are all dirty heathens. Lets take a look at the results!
Continue reading “March Fatness Instant Reactions: Round 1 Day 3”March Fatness Round 1, Day 1: Instant Reaction
Day one is in the books and for the most part, voting went completely as expected with only one upset, that is only an upset if you really think strongly of mediocre sandwiches. Here are some quick reactions from day 1 of the March Fatness Tournament.
Continue reading “March Fatness Round 1, Day 1: Instant Reaction”McRib is Trash and Deserves Nothing but Scorn: A Rebuttal to Jack Baker
By now you have probably read Jack Baker’s ham fisted pronouncement of the McRib’s quality and deservedness of being in the March Fatness bracket. You yourself might even be wondering why the McRib didn’t make the list while items like KFC Coleslaw did. You might also be wondering why Jack Baker decided he was ombudsman. If he is complaining about the voting process of these brackets, I have serious issues with his self-appointment as ombudsman. But we will get back to stripping Jack of his responsibilities and firing him out of a cannon towards the sun later. Now, let’s thoroughly and comprehensively explain why the McRib didn’t make the list.
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Fancy Boys Club Co Founders Brandon Andreasen and Matt Drufke reveal the March Fatness bracket and discuss all of the matchups.
Brandon Solves the Internet II
Welcome to another edition of Brandon Solves The Internet, an occasional column in which Fancy Boys Club founder Brandon Andreasen scours the internet for the best questions being asked around the web and uses his expertise in all things to answer them. This week, Brandon tackles fishing, classic furniture placement, and other topics. Let’s jump in!
Continue reading “Brandon Solves the Internet II”Wendys New Breakfast Items, Ranked
In case you are one of those people that can easily see your toes when you look down, you might have missed the news that Wendys is rolling out their breakfast menu nationwide. This news is all very new and very exciting to us fat people. How new and exciting is it? In the 11 days since my local Wendys went live with their breakfast menu, I have eaten every menu item on it. Yes, my cholesterol is atrocious, why do you ask?
Continue reading “Wendys New Breakfast Items, Ranked”We Are Destined to Not be Cool About This, Are We?
What is the internet outraged about, currently? **Sticks finger to the wind to see where the prevailing blowhards are wailing** Ahh, the internet is currently up in arms about the transgender. Great…
Continue reading “We Are Destined to Not be Cool About This, Are We?”My Grandpa, The Hero
On this day 65 years ago, Time Magazine, one of the biggest magazines in the country at the time, released their latest issue. Carl Jung, the noted Swiss Psychiatrist, was on the cover. Deep inside the issue is a small article titled “Aviation: For Distinguished Flying.” It was about a United Airlines flight from the month prior that had mechanical issues and crashed into a cornfield in Iowa. Every person from the crash managed to walk away without injury. The pilot of that flight was my grandfather.
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