Of course the media isn’t “The Media”. No one believes that individual dum dum talking heads are controlling the fuckin news bro nor does anyone believe that you or anyone you know is in charge of The Media.
But you are The Media. You are a cell in the body that is “The Media”. And you are fuckin’ up, bruh!
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Do you think you’re smart? Do you think you’re strong? Do you believe yourself to possess some attribute to a greater degree than others?
I bet you eat food! I bet if your body is spectacular, you eat specific foods, foods that are available to you. You are an animal! That needs to eat to grow, to succeed, to learn. These are attributes you cannot possess if you are starving to death!
Are you pissed off that other people are stupid? Switch diets with them! Give them everything you eat and eat only what they eat! What do you think, you possess some sort of innate genius that can never be replicated by another human being?
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How often have I heard “No adults are coming”? How often have I heard adults say about adults, no adults are coming?
You’re a fucking adult! Come!
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I don’t particularly care what your morality is based on. It doesn’t matter, really, what system you base your morality on. What matters is who’s in charge.
Who is running your belief system right now?
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I’ve been struggling deeply for the past week, I’ve been struggling with the same feeling I had during Alex Jones’ trial in Texas. I am bipolar, I am prone to mania, I’m prone to delusions of grandeur, so, in general, any time I think I can see something that the rest of the world cannot, I assume I am in the wrong.
Sometimes, I am suspicious that the rest of the world can, in fact, see what I see, and they are gaslighting me. I’m sure I’m right sometimes. But seeing the world through that lens will make you crazy, so no matter what the circumstances, it’s wiser to let it go.
But now, as in the trial, I know the rest of the world sees what I see and I know that the world is gaslighting me.
What’s more, what’s worse for my psyche, is that I know that when I talk to the TV, so to speak, the TV can hear me. I am fucking loud. I am not insane. I am not manic. I am not delusional.
All of you are out of your fucking minds.
Democracy is on the ballot
Continue reading “Were You Lying? – written by Jordan Holmes”
On the evening of Thursday June 27th, I found myself in a terrible situation. Most nights of the week I can watch wrestling-
To start the week, there’s WWE’s Monday Night Raw.
NXT is the WWE “minor league feeder show” on Tuesday nights.
Wednesdays bring AEW Dynamite.
Friday has WWE Smackdown, WWE’s NXT’s Level Up which is the feeder for the feeder show, as well as AEW Rampage.
On Saturdays one can watch AEW Collision, plus Saturdays and Sundays on any given month offer no shortage of Pay Per Views or Premium Live Events depending on one’s branding.
But Thursday nights… Thursdays are barren of wrestling. (We don’t acknowledge NWA in this house, sorry to my friends who work there)
And that’s how I found myself watching the presidential debate.
Continue reading “An Article on Watching the Presidential Debate (because there’s no wrestling on TV on Thursday Nights)”
We are in a perilous time in our nation, and the upcoming November election is not going to make things any better. Between the two viable candidates, neither exactly presents hope for the next four years. What America needs right now, perhaps more than ever, is a candidate who is willing to not only disregard the partisan media, bloodythirsty lobbyists, and the greater demons of their own party and bring our country together in a spirit of compassion, compromise and unity. Neither President Biden nor former President Donald Trump come close to checking those boxes, and it’s gonna be rough living here for the considerable future.
“But Matt,” you might be saying, “you said there were only TWO viable candidates. What about this Robert Kennedy Jr. I’ve been hearing about on social media and some of my weirder friends? I’m sure you just forgot about him and now you are going to go back in real time and change your column because it’s only fair to include everyone with a realistic chance of becoming the next President of these great United States.” If this is you, I have a simple response: Shut up. You are wrong. RFK Jr. has no chance of becoming the next leader of the free world.
Well, that’s not exactly true. There is one path…
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When something happens with Dave Chappelle, it’s a near guarantee that my Facebook feed will be littered with my comedian friends all wanting to give their thoughts. An event that happened last week got some traction, so last night, I started seeing all kind of thoughts and comments about what happened to the comedian this week. You, dear reader, are now stuck hearing my thoughts.
This is the vicious circle.
Continue reading “Not All Who Yondr Are Lost: Chappelle, comedy and camera phones…”
This past week, if you are a fan of hatred and being a gross piece of shit, then the GOP was just giving you all you could handle and then some. This is the kind of stuff that always makes me roll my eyes, but especially when you consider this: when people talk about the crazy ideas that the “radical left” has, it’s always things like socialized medicine, a fair tax system, working to make sure we don’t destroy the earth, a fair living wage, and removing student debt. You know, things only real pieces of shit would want. Oh, and also, it would be great if police stopped murdering unarmed minorities.
What are some of the crazy ideas of the “far right”? I don’t know, because it’s the same ideas as the mainstream conservative movement.
Let’s dive in:
Continue reading “Thanksgiving 2022: The week that was conservative bigotry”
I get it. You don’t want to hear from me. I don’t really want to hear from me. As I’m sitting in bed waiting for my son to wake up, all I’m thinking is that I’m the last person who should be writing right now.
There are better voices. Smarter voices. People who can tell you what this means in a larger contextual purpose or what we, as a country should be doing.
I’m not one of those people. I’m still asking questions. Because I don’t understand how we got here.
Continue reading “The Last Thing America Needs Right Now: A White Man’s Thoughts On Roe V. Wade”
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