Last week, I took this site and wrote what I considered to be a well-reasoned and thoughtful essays about reasons to stay home and make a smaller and more low-key Thanksgiving. It was not well received.
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NFL Winners & Losers: Week 11
We head into the best NFL day of the year after an action packed week 11. Seattle reclaimed the top of the NFC West throne on Thursday night, while Mahomes capped off Sunday with some more late game magic. Joe Burrow had the worst weekend of all, unless of course you’re a Lions fan. While the big winner of the weekend is every Bears fan who was free from the death grip of their offense for one Sunday, let’s break down the winners and losers from week 11 of the NFL season.
Winners
Seattle Seahawks
Cleveland Browns
Tennessee Titans
Houston Texans
Pittsburgh Steelers
Washington Football Guys
Carolina Panthers
New Orleans Saints
Denver Broncos
Los Angeles Chargers
Indianapolis Colts
Dallas Cowboys
Kansas City Chiefs
Losers
Arizona Cardinals
Baltimore Ravens
Philadelphia Eagles
New England Patriots
Jacksonville Jaguars
Cincinnati Bengals
Detroit Lions
Atlanta Falcons
Miami Dolphins
New York Jets
Green Bay Packers
Minnesota Vikings
Las Vegas Raiders
Fancy Boys Football: Mailbag Week 11
Week 11 of the NFL season is in the books. Matt Drufke has questions. Fancy Boys Football expert Jack Baker has the answers. Let’s mailbag.
Continue reading “Fancy Boys Football: Mailbag Week 11”If You Seek Rudy
Last Thursday around noon, I saw a Facebook post from the Chicago comedian Tristan Smith telling everyone to turn on Fox News. This is a weird request for most people, in general, but for Tristan, specifically. However, that was all it took for me to understand what was happening:
Rudy Giuliani was making a fool of himself.
Continue reading “If You Seek Rudy”Can We Get Much Higher: Kanye West’s Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy Ten Years Later
“I fantasized ’bout this back in Chicago…”
Long before Kanye West was a pop pariah / media megalomaniac / Christian contrarian, he was merely a polarizing figure who would interrupt Taylor Swift and liken himself to Michael Jackson repeatedly. Two albums later, he would make a whole song about how he loves himself. But at some point, Kanye was a true artist, the kind that calls himself a genius and for all its worth… is right. There is an apex to all ability, however, and it’s nearly always noticed in hindsight. When MBDTF dropped a decade ago, an artist had his most quintessential work- an endlessly quote-able, often repugnant, undeniably gorgeous, sonically diverse, musically challenging album. It was an artist reaching a zenith so shortly after his emotional nadir, and a masterpiece that has aged well in spite of its creator.
So, You Got Covid. Now What?
Welcome to the club! There are over 11 million of us now! I’m sure there is a lot going through your mind. Did you get this from a co worker? Did you get this from having some rough sex? Did you hit the jackpot and get this from having rough sex with a co worker? However it happened, you have a ton going through your mind right now. If you are anything like me, these are your thoughts
Am I going to die?
Who did I get it from?
Who could I have given it to?
If I have to miss work, i’m never going to financially recover from this, Joe Exotic style.
Good news, my scared/curious friends, as someone who got Covid (and still had it after the election when idiots would have had you belief it was going to end), I’m here to guide you through everything you are about to experience. Let’s break down what you are about to go through over the next couple weeks.
AM I GOING TO DIE?
Continue reading “So, You Got Covid. Now What?”NFL Winners & Losers: Week 10
What an action packed weekend of football that was. The Masters on CBS pushed a number of games into the late window making NFL Sunday a 7 hour marathon and leaving no weak spots for the Red Zone crowd. We got to see Denard Hopkins pull a miracle out of the sky, the Giants maybe pull ahead in the NFC East, a 98 yard Ronald Jones touchdown run, and the Bears trot out the worst offense since the Jets played earlier in the weekend. Let’s break down the winners and losers of week 10 of the NFL season.
Continue reading “NFL Winners & Losers: Week 10”Fancy Boys Football: Mailbag Week 10
Week 10 of the NFL season is in the books. Matt Drufke has questions. Fancy Boys Football expert Jack Baker has the answers. Let’s mailbag.
Continue reading “Fancy Boys Football: Mailbag Week 10”Thanksgiving Isn’t Really That Great: Reasons To Stay Home This Year
Next week, millions of Americans will make the choice to not have large family gatherings for Thanksgiving. Granted, millions will also decide to go ahead and pretend like nothing is different, which is why we will be in a lockdown until Joe Biden’s second term as president.
Continue reading “Thanksgiving Isn’t Really That Great: Reasons To Stay Home This Year”Parler Games
On Saturday, I said that there was no worse group of people on Facebook than the people who said that COVID would somehow mysteriously disappear the day after the election (fun fact: it has not). Well, it looks like there is a new group out there and they’re giving the COVID dickheads a real run for their money.
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