Are you watching tonight’s presidential debate?
Really? You are?
Why?
Continue reading “What I would love to see from this debate, even though it doesn’t really matter…”
On Friday, in what a certain sect of America considered a major political move, independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced he would be suspending his campaign and endorsed former president Donald Trump. Kennedy made it very clear that he would not be ending his campaign, but that he would be taking his name off of the ballot of all swing states and states expected to go to Trump. The intention is clear unless you’re an absolute idiot: Kennedy is not really staying in the race, but if he can do anything to take one vote away from Kamala Harris, then he’s damn well going to try. The fact that the junior Kennedy was then announced as part of the transition team showed that it was obvious where his allegiances lie, which is interesting for a man who entered the election cycle as a democrat.
With Friday’s announcement, I thought I would look closely at Kennedy’s decision and ask the following questions: Who does this help? Who does this hurt? Where has the announcement of a political candidate supporting his previous rival moved the needle? Let’s dive in.
Seventeen years ago today, I stepped on a comedy stage for the first time. It did not go well.
Continue reading “A (different) open letter to comedy…”
Be still my elder millennial goth little heart, black as a coffee in the smoking section of Denny’s at 2am, they finally did it.
They rebooted The Crow.
Continue reading “Love Never Dies and Neither Does IP: A review of The Crow Franchise”
Zack Snyder is possibly one of the most fascinating directors in pop culture today. He’s certainly one of the most divisive, whether for the content of his films or for his… let’s say “enthusiastic” fanbase.
Cries of “Release the Snyder Cut!” still echo through the halls of twitter, usually couched next to the worst cultural and political takes one can imagine in a steadily MAGAfying online space, even while Snyder himself professes liberal politics and endorses Democratic candidates.
Is Zack Snyder a woke Chad, a MAGA chud, the coolest dude, a giant dork…?
Continue reading “How to Unhook a Bra: Sex in Zach Snyder’s Rebel Mooniverse”
The FBI murdered Fred Hampton on December 4th, 1969.
Why?
Continue reading “Be Like Fred – written by Jordan Holmes”
Do you find me offensive? Do you think I’m a bad writer for my style? Do you find my thoughts and opinions odious or evil?
Who cares!
Continue reading “We’re Being Dicks – written by Jordan Holmes”
People are not going to stop believing crazy shit. That is not going to happen. You believe some crazy shit. I know, because I have stopped.
Continue reading “You Must Believe – written by Jordan Holmes”
What is the law and why am I going to bring up the Upanishads? But first!
Continue reading “You Are An Upanishad – written by Jordan Holmes”
Shut the fuck up Owen Jones of the Guardian, you useless fuck. What do you have to say? Huh? Hey. You partially fucked up. Wow. You’re a shriveled, useless dick. What do you have to say? Oh, hey, the republic is crumbling… I bet it could be bad. What do you have to say?
“The system doesn’t work for ordinary people.”
Continue reading “Naming Names No Teams – written by Jordan Holmes”
Fancy Boys Club 