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How to Unhook a Bra: Sex in Zach Snyder’s Rebel Mooniverse

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How to Unhook a Bra: Sex in Zach Snyder’s Rebel Mooniverse

Zack Snyder is possibly one of the most fascinating directors in pop culture today.  He’s certainly one of the most divisive, whether for the content of his films or for his… let’s say “enthusiastic” fanbase. 

Cries of “Release the Snyder Cut!” still echo through the halls of twitter, usually couched next to the worst cultural and political takes one can imagine in a steadily MAGAfying online space, even while Snyder himself professes liberal politics and endorses Democratic candidates.

Is Zack Snyder a woke Chad, a MAGA chud, the coolest dude, a giant dork…? 

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Naming Names No Teams – written by Jordan Holmes

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Naming Names No Teams – written by Jordan Holmes

Shut the fuck up Owen Jones of the Guardian, you useless fuck. What do you have to say? Huh? Hey. You partially fucked up. Wow. You’re a shriveled, useless dick. What do you have to say? Oh, hey, the republic is crumbling… I bet it could be bad. What do you have to say? 

“The system doesn’t work for ordinary people.” 

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Lawfare – written by Jordan Holmes

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Lawfare – written by Jordan Holmes

You and I do not have the same concept of American law, which by now is a fact with which you are intimately familiar. But that is because “Law” is a false cognate. “Law” is an individual word. It is a word defined by the individual, not the group. When you tell me “This is illegal” and then what happens is six years of delay, arguing, continuing to do the ILLEGAL THING, and still worse follow, then what is illegal to me and you are very different things. If this is illegal, then it will be stopped. 

If it’s not illegal, then we can negotiate. How is something both legal and illegal at the same time? Such that you cannot be punished for it, yet cannot be free of it. What is “Law”? What is the thing we pretend to agree on? 

I know many people with battered legal syndrome. Why are you hiding that joint from _____? Why are you hiding _____ from the law, if it is now legal or if it will be legal? What is legal if it’s a 4-dimensional question? What is illegal if it is later legal? 

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No One Hired You – written by Jordan Holmes

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No One Hired You – written by Jordan Holmes

How can you watch these people and chronicle their doings and ask them questions and not grow yourself? In what world do people have nothing to teach you? There is no person in this world who can not teach you something, why do you think you can just look at them? 

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Jordan Holmes Has Never Experienced Sexual Ecstasy

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Jordan Holmes Has Never Experienced Sexual Ecstasy

I just returned home to Gretna, Nebraska, and I’ve noticed abundant changes here at Fancy Boys Club. The first is that this site is no longer mind-expanding by way of well-thought-out material written by me. The second is that some guy named Jordan Holmes has been writing a lot. Every article features his passport photo then a mugshot next to it. I spent the next few days researching this buffon and I came to the realization that Jordan Homens has never truly experienced sexual ecstasy.

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