People are not going to stop believing crazy shit. That is not going to happen. You believe some crazy shit. I know, because I have stopped.
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You Are An Upanishad – written by Jordan Holmes
What is the law and why am I going to bring up the Upanishads? But first!
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Shut the fuck up Owen Jones of the Guardian, you useless fuck. What do you have to say? Huh? Hey. You partially fucked up. Wow. You’re a shriveled, useless dick. What do you have to say? Oh, hey, the republic is crumbling… I bet it could be bad. What do you have to say?
“The system doesn’t work for ordinary people.”
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You and I do not have the same concept of American law, which by now is a fact with which you are intimately familiar. But that is because “Law” is a false cognate. “Law” is an individual word. It is a word defined by the individual, not the group. When you tell me “This is illegal” and then what happens is six years of delay, arguing, continuing to do the ILLEGAL THING, and still worse follow, then what is illegal to me and you are very different things. If this is illegal, then it will be stopped.
If it’s not illegal, then we can negotiate. How is something both legal and illegal at the same time? Such that you cannot be punished for it, yet cannot be free of it. What is “Law”? What is the thing we pretend to agree on?
I know many people with battered legal syndrome. Why are you hiding that joint from _____? Why are you hiding _____ from the law, if it is now legal or if it will be legal? What is legal if it’s a 4-dimensional question? What is illegal if it is later legal?
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How can you watch these people and chronicle their doings and ask them questions and not grow yourself? In what world do people have nothing to teach you? There is no person in this world who can not teach you something, why do you think you can just look at them?
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I just returned home to Gretna, Nebraska, and I’ve noticed abundant changes here at Fancy Boys Club. The first is that this site is no longer mind-expanding by way of well-thought-out material written by me. The second is that some guy named Jordan Holmes has been writing a lot. Every article features his passport photo then a mugshot next to it. I spent the next few days researching this buffon and I came to the realization that Jordan Homens has never truly experienced sexual ecstasy.
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I Am Not Touching You- written by Jordan Holmes
You are not interested in why you are wrong or what you are wrong about! You are interested in what you are right about! When you and someone are having a conversation, you forget that they are more interested in them being right than they are being wrong. Especially when they are wrong!
How long did it take for you to turn on me or turn on to me or turn around to me or turn in my direction? What changed?
You and I are in the exact same place we were before you were mad at me for something I said. You and I are in the exact same place. You are in fucking Canada or whatever! What did I change? Nothing!
But what did you change? You changed the way you thought about something for one fucking second. YOU were challenged by an idea that I promise you, you have not heard! Did I hurt you? Did I fuck with your day? Did I find you and do anything?
Then why are you losing your god damn mind? What is happening? What can I do? I can’t do shit but write! I can’t do shit!
I cannot build anything, my hands are so soft I almost disgust myself! I cannot raise a child. I cannot do anything with money other than buy food and then give the rest away. Ask people around me, it concerns them! I am fucking useless!
I have nothing but words. I have nothing but my voice. I have nothing! Because you are still not listening to me!
Illegal Time – written by Jordan Holmes
Stop thinking about what’s legal and what’s illegal and start thinking about how the law works! What would happen if you or the government did something illegal, but you had a lot of money? Sure, it’s illegal, sure, it’s wrong or whatever, but, you can tie them up in court!
What’s illegal and what’s legal? What matters is time! What Alex Jones has done is not just stolen money, dignity, safety, and made them question their sense of reality and question the honor of their murdered children, he’s not done just that. He’s stolen time. He’s done 50 illegal things. A 100 illegal things
A 1000 illegal things! A million illegal things, who cares!
But every time he does an illegal thing, he steals 3 months of your life! He should be held accountable for that!
The law is designed for this purpose. The law organized as it is, is in and of itself theft. It is theft of time. How much money has Alex made and stolen from the families in the time he stole? How much time have we spent collectively dealing with his shit! That’s not how this has to fucking go!
It’s going this way because the system is not set up to deal with this! The system is set up to help rich people hide money while they are being held “accountable”. It’s time. It’s time to hide money and shit from people while they are being held “accountable”.
How long does it take to reach a settlement with Boeing? Why? Everyone saw the problem together! You and I are not insane for thinking when we saw that, the very next image should have been those Boeing executives in chains – like you and I would be if we murdered people!
You and I are not insane for thinking that doesn’t make sense. When people tell you why all of this is happening and give you extremely reasonable thought out responses for the challenges that you might face in attempting to enact the reforms you are interested in, they are engaging in the same thing!
Change in our world comes fast. Change has to come fast because people hate change so much they make up any excuse to normalize the status quo. You are not arguing with reasonable, well thought out responses, you are arguing with a fear of change that is totally reasonable! But when change happens fast, those same people argue in your favor because now we are in a new Status Quo.
Change is terrifying because change can be fucked up! Change can fail! But the current system can fail too! A different legal system might fuck up shit even worse than what we’ve done with Alex.
But I very much doubt that!
Jordan Holmes is an author and podcaster. You can listen to him two times a week on the Knowledge Fight podcast, and read his book and other musings here. This essay was reprinted from his site by request of the author.
The Tower of Babel – written by Jordan Holmes
I’m sorry, I’m not several thousand years old, nor am I a phd in history, nor did I ever earn a degree from any higher institution of learning, nor did I go to seminary, I’m just some guy.
So, please, let me explain an incredibly difficult concept through a several thousand year old parable that only a few people have ever understood, and until today, I’m sure you didn’t.
The Tower of Babel!
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