Week 4 of the NFL season is in the books. Matt Drufke has questions. Fancy Boys Football expert Jack Baker has the answers. Let’s mailbag.
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NFL Winners & Losers: Week 3
Week 3 of the NFL season is now over. The Bears are the most improbable 3-0 team of all time, the Falcons are the most improbable 0-3 team of all time, and the entire NFC East is dogshit just like I predicted. The Dan Quinn and Adam Gase firing watch is in full swing and some people have even started calling Josh Allen an MVP candidate. It’s a weird season but that’s why we love football. Let’s break down the winners and losers from week 3.
Winners
Miami Dolphins
Buffalo Bills
New England Patriots
Cleveland Browns
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Francisco 49ers
Tennessee Titans
Chicago Bears
Indianapolis Colts
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Detroit Lions
Seattle Seahawks
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Losers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Los Angeles Rams
Las Vegas Raiders
Washington
Houston Texans
New York Giants
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
New York Jets
Los Angeles Chargers
Denver Broncos
Arizona Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys
New Orleans Saints
Baltimore Ravens
Not Listed
Cincinnati Bengals
Philadelphia Eagles
Fancy Boys Football: Week 3 Mailbag
Week 2 of the NFL season is in the books. Matt Drufke has questions. Fancy Boys Football experts Brandon Andreasen and Jack Baker have answers. Let’s mailbag.
Continue reading “Fancy Boys Football: Week 3 Mailbag”NFL WINNERS & LOSERS WEEK 2
Week 2 of the NFL season is now over. The only thing hotter than Matt Patricia’s hot seat is ESPN’s burning desire for the Cowboys after the Falcons proved that there’s no such thing as a once in a generation comeback loss. Russell Wilson looks like the early MVP frontrunner and everyone else got hurt. What a fun week! Let’s break down the winners and losers from week 2 of the NFL season.
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Week 2 of the NFL season is in the books. Matt Drufke has questions. Fancy Boys Football experts Brandon Andreasen and Jack Baker have answers. Let’s mailbag.
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Week 1 of the NFL season is in the books and what a week it was. Aaron Rodgers is pissed at his team and probably going to win an MVP this year as a result. The Browns are Brownsing once again, the Lions have already proven that everyone who predicted them to be a surprise team in the NFC is an idiot who should be fired, and the NFC East is being led by a team without a name. Let’s break down the winners and losers from week 1 of the NFL season.
Winners
Kansas City Chiefs
Buffalo Bills
New England Patriots
Baltimore Ravens
Jacksonville Jaguars
Washington Misogynists
Chicago Bears
Green Bay Packers
Seattle Seahawks
Las Vegas Raiders
Los Angeles Chargers
Arizona Cardinals
New Orleans Saints
Los Angeles Rams
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans
Losers
Houston Texans
New York Jets
Miami Dolphins
Cleveland Browns
Indianapolis Colts
Philadelphia Eagles
Detroit Lions
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
Carolina Panthers
Cincinnati Bengals
San Francisco 49ers
Tampa Brady Buccaneers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Denver Broncos
Fancy Boys Football: Preseason Mailbag
Football season is back! Or at least it will be pending some kind of COVID or other 2020 apocalyptic type disaster. To help you get ready for the season, we’re bringing the mailbag back. As always, Football novice Matt Drufke has the questions and so-called experts Brandon Andreasen and Jack Baker have the answers.
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Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be consiered food.
And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.
Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.
Enter March Fatness.
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Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be consiered food.
And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.
Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.
Enter March Fatness.
Continue reading “March Fatness: The Diabetes Regional”Where’s the McRib? March Fatness is a Total Sham
Hello loyal Fancy Boys Club readers, it brings me great sadness to report that the upcoming “March Fatness” Fast Food bracket is a complete and total sham.
Fancy Boys Club founder Matt Drufke claims that we’re trying to find the best fast food item, but as editor, cofounder, and ombudsmen of FancyBoysClub.com, I am sad to say that the bracket we have created falls woefully short of that goal.
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