Week 3 of the NFL season is now over. The Bears are the most improbable 3-0 team of all time, the Falcons are the most improbable 0-3 team of all time, and the entire NFC East is dogshit just like I predicted. The Dan Quinn and Adam Gase firing watch is in full swing and some people have even started calling Josh Allen an MVP candidate. It’s a weird season but that’s why we love football. Let’s break down the winners and losers from week 3.
Winners
Miami Dolphins
Buffalo Bills
New England Patriots
Cleveland Browns
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Francisco 49ers
Tennessee Titans
Chicago Bears
Indianapolis Colts
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Detroit Lions
Seattle Seahawks
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs
Losers
Jacksonville Jaguars
Los Angeles Rams
Las Vegas Raiders
Washington
Houston Texans
New York Giants
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
New York Jets
Los Angeles Chargers
Denver Broncos
Arizona Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys
New Orleans Saints
Baltimore Ravens
Not Listed
Cincinnati Bengals
Philadelphia Eagles
Fancy Boys Club 