NFL Winners & Losers: Week 10

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 10

What an action packed weekend of football that was. The Masters on CBS pushed a number of games into the late window making NFL Sunday a 7 hour marathon and leaving no weak spots for the Red Zone crowd. We got to see Denard Hopkins pull a miracle out of the sky, the Giants maybe pull ahead in the NFC East, a 98 yard Ronald Jones touchdown run, and the Bears trot out the worst offense since the Jets played earlier in the weekend. Let’s break down the winners and losers of week 10 of the NFL season.

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NFL Winners & Losers: Week 9

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 9

What a fun weekend of football that was! The Chargers found yet another new way to lose in the final seconds. The Bears offense continued to Jets it up. The Vikings are back, the Bucs are making all those super bowl predictions like stupid, and we capped it off with two of the worst teams battling it out on Monday night. Let’s break down the winners and losers of week 9 of the NFL season.

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Winners & Losers: 2020 Election

Winners & Losers: 2020 Election

Our long national nightmare is over. Our new national nightmare is just beginning. It’s election season baby! A time for our corporate overlords to chart our new direction forward, not backward. Upward, not downward. And twirling, always twirling towards freedom. Let’s break down the winners and losers of the 2020 election.

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NFL Winners & Losers: Week 6

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 6

Week 6 of the NFL season is in the books and Adam Gase, despite all odds, still has a job. Green Bay fell from the ranks of the unbeaten, the Falcons climbed up from the ranks of the winless, and Derrick Henry proved once again that he is the baddest motherfucker in the league. Let’s break down the winners and losers of week 6 of the NFL season.

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NFL Winners & Losers: Week 3

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 3

Week 3 of the NFL season is now over. The Bears are the most improbable 3-0 team of all time, the Falcons are the most improbable 0-3 team of all time, and the entire NFC East is dogshit just like I predicted. The Dan Quinn and Adam Gase firing watch is in full swing and some people have even started calling Josh Allen an MVP candidate. It’s a weird season but that’s why we love football. Let’s break down the winners and losers from week 3.

Winners

Miami Dolphins
Buffalo Bills
New England Patriots
Cleveland Browns
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Francisco 49ers
Tennessee Titans
Chicago Bears
Indianapolis Colts
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Detroit Lions
Seattle Seahawks
Green Bay Packers
Kansas City Chiefs

Losers

Jacksonville Jaguars
Los Angeles Rams
Las Vegas Raiders
Washington
Houston Texans
New York Giants
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
New York Jets
Los Angeles Chargers
Denver Broncos
Arizona Cardinals
Dallas Cowboys
New Orleans Saints
Baltimore Ravens

Not Listed

Cincinnati Bengals
Philadelphia Eagles

NFL Winners & Losers Week 1

NFL Winners & Losers Week 1

Week 1 of the NFL season is in the books and what a week it was. Aaron Rodgers is pissed at his team and probably going to win an MVP this year as a result. The Browns are Brownsing once again, the Lions have already proven that everyone who predicted them to be a surprise team in the NFC is an idiot who should be fired, and the NFC East is being led by a team without a name. Let’s break down the winners and losers from week 1 of the NFL season.

Winners

Kansas City Chiefs
Buffalo Bills
New England Patriots
Baltimore Ravens
Jacksonville Jaguars
Washington Misogynists
Chicago Bears
Green Bay Packers
Seattle Seahawks
Las Vegas Raiders
Los Angeles Chargers
Arizona Cardinals
New Orleans Saints
Los Angeles Rams
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans

Losers

Houston Texans
New York Jets
Miami Dolphins
Cleveland Browns
Indianapolis Colts
Philadelphia Eagles
Detroit Lions
Minnesota Vikings
Atlanta Falcons
Carolina Panthers
Cincinnati Bengals
San Francisco 49ers
Tampa Brady Buccaneers
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants
Denver Broncos