The 2020 Cubs Preview

The 2020 Cubs Preview

If we can’t beat the olds now, we don’t really deserve it, do we? Not only do we outnumber them, the stakes for everyone but the old assholes who have essentially destroyed the world are so much higher.

Greta Thunberg put it badassedly: “…nature doesn’t bargain and you cannot make ‘deals’ with physics.”

Make no mistake, if Bernie doesn’t win – and not only that, but if Bernie doesn’t win AND/OR we, the youngs, don’t put every single ounce of sustained pressure upon them, the olds – then we will be utterly destroyed in a very serious, non-hyperbolic way. Climate Change is here, it is getting worse, and it is accelerating. 

That will definitely affect baseball.

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A Fancy Guide to the 2019-20 NBA Season

A Fancy Guide to the 2019-20 NBA Season

When I came on board at Fancy Boys this summer, it was under a pretense that I’d talk about basketball a bit. So immediately, I began working on my evil plan for the 2019-20 NBA Season. This is one of the most anticipated NBA seasons in recent memory, and if you haven’t given the league your attention in the past, maybe this is the year you should.

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