My 50 Greatest Wrestlers of All Time 50-41

50: Mr. Perfect

He had every tool needed to be one of the all-time greats. He was in shape. He was charismatic. He knew how to wrestle. He knew how to sell in the ring. His matches tended to pop through the tv screen, almost as if he made them feel bigger just because he was in the match.
The only thing he didn’t have was health. He was never taken seriously for a run with the Heavyweight title because he could never seem to stay healthy long enough to be considered reliable. That’s the biggest shame of his career. We really never got to see Perfect and what he could do at the top of the mountain.
Greatest Match/Feud: Perfect vs. Bret Hart at Summerslam 1991.

49: Owen Hart


Never given enough proper feuds to work with. I’m gonna skip the tragic end to his life and instead focus on a feud that made me want to be a wrestling fan forever. Owen vs. Bret. Even then, I realized how important the feud was. It was little brother vs. big brother. The rest of the family was at ringside. Everything felt so real and raw, and going back and watching it again, that feeling comes back, sweeping over me. The matches age really well, with two incredibly well trained technicians at the height of their ability going at it.
Greatest Match/Feud: Hart vs. Steve Austin at Summerslam 97. His entire feud with is brother in 1994.

48: Daniel Bryan


His placement here is more of an understanding by me of his importance in wrestling in the current age. His underdog run that led to his championship win at Wrestlemania is still one of the best wrestling moments of the past two decades. The reason he isn’t higher is, this is my damn list. I just never got into Bryan as much as others did. Going back and watching old ROH matches of him, and you could see why guys like Kevin Owens was going to be a star. Even then, though, I never quite saw it.
His elder statesman status in WWE earns enough respect to land him top 50.
Greatest Match/Feud: Winning the championship at Wrestlemania 30. Bryan vs. Low Ki vs. Christopher Daniel at the first ever Ring of Honor show in 2002.

47: Lex Luger

A cautionary tale for drug abuse in wrestling, the way it all ended for Luger sometimes covers up how good he was for as long as he was. Trying to shoe horn him into the role of “New Hulk Hogan” notwithstanding, Luger had impressive championship runs in NWA and WCW. He was considered a centerpiece of WCW at the most important time in the company’s history. It’s all just fantasy booking at this point, but one of the great matches generationally would have been Lex Luger vs. Brock Lesnar.
Greatest Match/Feud: Luger vs. Ricky Steamboat at Great American Bash 89. Luger beating Hogan for the title on Nitro in 97.

46: HHH


There is an alternate universe where HHH follows Scott Hall and Kevin Nash out of WWF after the Curtain Call. Maybe he becomes a huge star in WCW. Maybe he gets lost in the shuffle. His exit would never have been known in the moment. But with the ability to look at history, his staying would eventually put into motion the wrestling industry as it is this very day.
HHH would go on to found DX, a seminal group in WWF and vitally important during the Monday Night Wars. He would main event Wrestlemanias. He was a king maker in WWE. He would rise to one of the top positions in the company and his fingerprint, along with guys like William Regal and Dusty Rhodes, are stamped on what NXT has become.
Greatest Match/Feud: HHH vs. Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania 30. HHH vs. Cactus Jack at No Way Out 2000. HHH vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Chris Benoit at Wrestlemania 20.

45: Fabulous Moolah


It’s a huge stretch to say that there would be no women’s wrestling without Fabulous Moolah. But without her, a lot of glass ceilings wouldn’t have been pre-broken for future generations to rise through. By all accounts, she wasn’t the best human being. And here is the thing about Moolah: none of the stuff that came out after WWE tried to name a women’s battle royal after her was actually new information. People treated it like it was, because they chose to be outraged by it in the moment. But the fact is, all of this stuff was out there, and alleged by A LOT of female wrestlers in the era in the documentary Lipstick and Dynamite, which had come out more than a decade before.
With all of that said, she was an innovator in women’s wrestling and did pave the way for every generation to come after her.

44: Gorgeous George


A brief history lesson about wrestling: in the early days, it was seen as a legitimate sporting battle. Matches could sometimes last hours. They were slow, plodding events of people breaking holds and attempting to put in their own moves.
Wrestlers were never really personality driven. They were sometimes hyped based on their country of origin, because that could play well to crowds. But with the advent of television bourne an opportunity. Wrestling was fairly cheap to produce and was infinitely watchable if the matches were shortened up. Wrestling immediately became one of the earliest ratings stars on television. What it was missing was characters that could reach out through the tv and transcend the screen.
Enter Gorgeous George. He was a middling wrestler who was one of the first to realize that he could create a larger than life gimmick. He dyed his hair blonde. He started wearing feathered robes. He had a servant go into the ring and spray cologne until the ring smelled suitable for him. He talked down to people. He mocked crowds.
He was the first true wrestling heel. And he became the biggest tv star in the country because of it. I’m not overselling when I say that, either. He went on tv shows. He did interviews (often in character) and lived the lifestyle. For those reasons, he makes this list, no doubt.

43: La Parka


THE CHAIRMAN! Total personal pick here. I loved La Parka growing up. He played air guitar with the chair. He was always an integral part of the cruiserweight division in WCW. He had great matches. And most importantly, he is still going! La Parka is main eventing MLW’s first PPV in November, facing Joseph Fatu for the Heavyweight Title.
Greatest Match/Feud: La Parka vs. Bill Goldberg on Monday Nitro. Him nearly accidently murdering Mance Warner on a pile driver in MLW last year.

42: Great Muta


Muta is one of the most respected wrestlers in history. I personally remember watching his feuds with Sting when I was very young and even then, knowing I was watching something completely different. Muta is another guy who probably doesn’t get enough respect among the mainstream wrestling fans, but is universally beloved among the hardcore fans. It’s not difficult to trace his in ring work to that of a number of wrestlers that would become stars in his mold.
Greatest Match/Feud: Muta vs. Onita in an electrified barbed wire match in 99. Muta vs. Sting at Starrcade 89.

41: Dustin Rhodes/Goldust


Longevity over top end gets Dustin here. That’s not to say he isn’t a great wrestler. He is. He was just never the most important guy on a wrestling show. With that said, he ran with the Goldust gimmick. It could have died after a year or two. Instead, it lived on for over two decades. That isn’t writing. That isn’t just matches. That is 100% the man behind the character.
Greatest Match/Feud: Goldust vs. Roddy Piper at Wrestlemania 12. Rhodes and others vs. the Dangerous Alliance in Wargames at Wrestle War 2.


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My 50 Greatest Wrestlers of all Time 10-1

10: Ricky Steamboat


He will forever go down as one of the greatest pure wrestlers of all time, and one of the most notable early examples of Vince McMahon jerking a wrestler around just for the sake of it. The story is well known at this point: After winning the Intercontinental Title over Savage at Wrestlemania 3, Steamboat told Vince he would like to have a lighter schedule to work around the birth of his child. Vince took the belt off him and jobbed him out.
Steamboat then left WWF and went on to have what is generally considered one of the greatest feuds in modern wrestling history with Ric Flair. Their matches were the stuff of legends. He would eventually return to WWF, but Vince then saddled him with the Dragon gimmick, so instead of being a serious wrestler, he wore scales and breathed fire to the ring.
Either way, true wrestling fans know the razor sharp brilliance that Steamboat brought to the ring. He was the obvious precursor to how most wrestlers handle a match today.

Greatest Match/Feud: I’m not kidding. Everything against Flair. Boogie Jam 84. Chi Town Rumble 89. Clash of Champions 6 in 1989. WrestleWar 89.

9: Andre The Giant


It’s easy to remember Andre as a lumbering Giant, a broken down body just barely holding it together out of loyalty towads Vince McMahon. Whether he was selling for Hogan at Wrestlemania 3, or basically acting as a slow cheerleader for Haku, most wrestling fans have a view of Andre as “just kind of a big guy” who pales in comparison to modern day big men such as Braun Strowman.
But that doesn’t give respect to a guy who was in the business for 30 years, even as his body battled against him. He is regarded as one of the all-time legends in Japan. His mere presence gave legitimacy to territories he went into. He was the monster that came in to vanquish the hated heel in a region before heading off to do it all over again. When he was younger, he could move too. It wasn’t until his knees started going away from him in the 70’s, that we started to see one of the true legends of the ring start to slow down. His place in the pantheon is undisputed.

Greatest Match/Feud: Hogan vs. Andre at Wrestlemania 3 isn’t a clinic by any means, but they do a great job telling a story in the ring. Andre the Giant vs. Harley Race in 1979. Andre the Giant vs. Strong Kobayashi in 1972.

8: Sting


As I’ve grown older, my fondest has moved to other wrestlers, but when I was a kid, Sting was my favorite wrestler. He looked like Zach Morris. He had awesome moves. He was always the good guy! When he switched over to vigilante Sting in WCW, he provided the necessary push back to the NWO that couldn’t be replicated by anyone else. The less said about the TNA days, the better, but that actually has nothing to do with him.
His WWE run was wasted before a back injury ended his career. One of the great what-if matches in wrestling history would have been prime Undertaker vs. Vigilante Sting. If that would have gotten a proper go after WCW folded, it could be talked about as one of the great matches of both wrestler’s careers.

Greatest Match/Feud: Sting vs. Cactus Jack at Beach Blast 92, Any Sting vs. Flair match from old Clash of the Champions, Survivor Series 2014, when Sting debuts in WWE to help beat HHH and the Corporation. One of the most electric moments since the WWE Network debuted.

7: Mick Foley


He was a criminally underrated wrestler that perfected his gimmick in ECW and in Japan. He and Terry Funk are revered worldwide for their death matches. He lost part of his ear in a match with Vader. He was awesome against every type of wrestler. He was in WCW’s first House of Horrors match. Ya know, the one where they put Abdullah the Butcher in an “electric chair.” Universally regarded as one of the most respected in ring performers of his era. THEN, he signed with WWF and went on to have a bunch of great years putting his body on the line.

Greatest Match/Feud: January 4, 1999 Monday Night Raw, Foley wins the title to the biggest pop in Raw history. Royal Rumble 1999 vs. The Rock in an I Quit Match. Mankind vs. Undertaker in Hell in a Cell.

6: Dusty Rhodes


Dusty was ahead of his time. Dusty paved the way for guys like Kevin Owens, who don’t have chiseled bodies, but get by with their mic work and in-ring abilities. Dusty is one of the wrestlers who got tagged as “someone who could put on a good match with anyone.” Hell, Dusty was the inventor of War Games, which WWE still used on their NXT brand every year.
Dusty was an innovator. Dusty was a guy who could never really get over as heel as his career went on because too many people identified with him and clung to him as the everyman who rose up to become something greater. His promos were the stuff of legend, and him and Flair made each other better every time they stepped into the ring against eachother.

Greatest Match/Feud: Pretty much everything he did with the Four Horsemen. The Hard Times promo. His rivalry with Harley Race. Dusty vs. Superstar Billy Graham at Madison Square Garden.

5: Hulk Hogan


Alright, let’s muddy the water a bit! Yes, Hulk Hogan was not one of the best wrestlers of all time. I will say that, point blank. Yes, he should be dinged for thinking it’s okay to use the N word, and then making a sex tape with his buddies’ wife, then suing Gawker over it to the tune of 140 million dollars, thus killing Gawker, and in essence Deadspin, Jalopnik, Io9, Gizmodo, and other sites.
With all that said, wrestling probably isn’t where it is today without Hulk Hogan. The cultural relevance that he carried/carries to this day transcends any one thing he did in the ring. His match vs. Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania 3 is probably one of the most important matches in the history of wrestling. That even today, Hogan keeps it kayfabe about Andre’s intentions during the match shows his commitment to how big the match was, and the mythology of it.
Beyond that, the NWO was an inflection point in wrestling. The day glo wrestlers, the wrestlers with everyman professions, and the nonsense of it all was over. That Hogan agreed to go heel for the first time in his career to join forces with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash is the biggest turning point in the history of wrestling. WWF would eventually seize control of the momentum from this, but there is no denying the importance of it.

Greatest Match/Feud: Hulk vs. Andre at Wrestlemania 3. Hulk Hogan joins the NWO, Bash at the Beach 1996. Thunder in Paradise.

4: Shawn Michaels


He took all of the best(and worst) parts of Ric Flair and Randy Savage and turned them into one of the most iconic wrestlers to ever step into the ring. He actually had great matches with both men as well. Shawn will always be remembered for some of the biggest moments in the history of wrestling, from the Barber Shop Window, to DX, to Ric Flair’s retirement match. I’m choosing to pretend he stayed retired, rather than take millions of dollars to shamelessly come back and look old and washed up in Saudi Arabia. If I had more of my morals to stand on, I’d eliminate him and Undertaker from this list specifically because of this, but I’m choosing to let their body of work stand on it’s own.

Greatest Match/Feud: Monday Night Raw in Toronto, his first time back since the Montreal Screw job. Michaels vs. Razor Ramon for the Intercontinental Title in a ladder match at Wrestlemania 10. Shawn vs. the Undertaker at Wrestlemania 25.

3: Steve Austin


Yes, it’s fair to quibble about his placement due to the lack of high end longevity in his career, but that isn’t fair to the icon that Steve Austin was and what he meant to Wrestling in the late 90’s. He meant every bit as much to WWF as Hulk Hogan did in the mid 80’s. To steal a phrase from Jim Ross, he put butts in seats. Austin was such an absolute phenomenon that we are nearing 20 years since he retired from in ring performing, and he has his own tv show, his own beer, his own clothing line, and god only knows what else. It’s easy to forget, but he was also great in WCW as Stunning Steve and as a member of the Holywood Blondes.

Greatest Match/Feud: Austin vs. Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 13. His incredible promo’s that he did in his brief time in ECW. Austin vs. Jake Roberts at KOTR 96, where the birth of “Austin 3:16 happened.” Austin vs. Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania 14, with Mike Tyson as guest referee.

2: Randy Savage


Sometimes to portray crazy on tv, you have to be a little crazy. Savage was definitely a little bit crazy. But my god, he was great, too. He had that “it” factor that made you feel like everything he was saying was real and important even though you knew wrestling was fake. He has one of the greatest matches in Wrestlemania history in his back pocket, and even after Vince McMahon thought he was done as a wrestler in the early 90’s, he was able to go have a great run in WCW for another 7 years.

Greatest Match/Feud: Savage/Steamboat at Wrestlemania 3. Savage/Jake Roberts on Saturday Night Main Event when he got bit by the snake. Savage vs. Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania 7.

1: Ric Flair


Probably the greatest to ever do it. He was the basis for what wrestling, and in many ways, hip hop culture would become in the ensuing decades. Flair was the complete wrestler. He was a great heel and a better ambassador for wrestling. He could talk on a mic as well as anyone who ever did. Plus, he could really go in the ring. He had classic matches with so many wrestlers on this list, that it’s obvious why he is the anchor. Number one with a bullet. Ric F’ing Flair.

Greatest Match/Feud: Take your pick. Flair/Steamboat is the greatest rivalry of all time. Flair/Dusty is in the pantheon. His retirement match against Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania. Winning the Royal Rumble in 1992. His king making performance with Sting at Clash of the Champions in 1989. If you want a deep cut, take a look below at the promo he cuts on the final Monday Nitro. That came from a very real place. 10 years before CM Punk did the Pipe bomb, this was the foundation for what 4th wall breaking promos could be.

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FBC NFL Preview: NFC East

FBC NFL Preview: NFC East

Welcome back to the Fancy Boys NFL Season Previews. I hope you all enjoyed your end of summer. Did you get it out of your system? Good! Because two things are true of the rest of the year: It’s time for me to put away all of my white clothing, and it’s TIME FOR THE NFL TO START!

We are three days away from football season, and Jack and I are going to pump so much football down your gullet, you are gonna pray for the sweet, sweet release of death. Speaking of sweet, sweet death. Lets talk about the NFC East!

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FBC NFL Preview: AFC West

Welcome back everyone to the Fancy Boys Football Preview. I’m happy to report that upward of three million people have read these articles so far. You are officially in good company. Today we are talking about the AFC West, possibly the most entertaining division in the NFL, and assuredly one of the most well coached, with a very notable, red haired, quarterback obsessed exception.

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FBC NFL Preview: AFC South

FBC NFL Preview: AFC South

Welcome back to the Fancy Boys NFL Preview. This week, we are looking at the AFC South, which in spite of being an offensive league, has one viable quarterback in the entire division. More time has been wasted on developing quarterbacks in this division than has been wasted by this administration trying to get the president to learn where Israel is on a map.

When Andrew Luck retired, it was basically an anointment of the Texans as kind of the division until Jacoby Brissett proves himself, or the Colts just up and tank this season in the hopes of drafting a QB next year. It’s all just…thrilling. Anyway, let’s dive in to the AFC South.

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FBC NFL Preview: AFC East

FBC NFL Preview: AFC East

Welcome to the first division preview and it makes sense to knock out the easiest, most obvious division in football. The Patriots rule this division. There are people who are sophmores in college who know nothing but the dominance of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick. We were barely over Y2K when they came in and announced their presence in the NFL. So, lets get this over with, here is the AFC East…

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Fancy Boys NFL Preview

Welcome back, babayyyyyyyy! It’s football season again, which means it time to get “open bar wedding” drunk, eat chili, and be in public in a jersey at the only acceptable time. For some reason, this off season has felt like it has lasted around 14 months, mostly because the NBA had two seasons since the end of the Super Bowl. While the NFL offseason feels like a forced marriage of non-news masquerading as news, the NBA legitimately brought the sports world to a screeching halt.

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Andrew Luck Chose Life

Within the past half hour, Twitter exploded with the news that Andrew Luck is going to announce his retirement from the NFL in a press conference tomorrow. The 7 year veteran and former number one pick in the draft, was generally regarded as one of the five best quarterbacks in the NFL when healthy.

Reports say that Luck was mentally worn down from being in a seemingly near constant state of recovering from injury. His

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Delicious Darkness of Delusion aka Math Hurts

“What are you going to do now? Hit me? Is that it? I don’t see your reasoning so now you’re going to hit me?”

“Why does it always come to that? Seriously, why? Hitting you would be… well it would be completely unfair because I know what’s coming. It’s not exactly like you’re going to pop me with a surprise left.” Continue reading “Delicious Darkness of Delusion aka Math Hurts”