What do you mean, you want to get rid of America?
I mean I want to get rid of America! I am speaking plainly.
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Listen to You! – written by Jordan Holmes
Whatever, fine, you might say after discovering that there’s literally no way to argue with me. Maybe you are right, but it will never happen!
NO ONE! WILL EVER! LISTEN! TO YOU!
Continue reading “Listen to You! – written by Jordan Holmes”The Hoard is the Threat – written by Jordan Holmes
You don’t want too much shit. You aren’t trying to hoard money because you want money. Money is just a way to assuage fear. You don’t want a shit ton of money in your bank account because you think having a shit ton of money makes you awesome, 99% of people don’t want that. You are not just not alone, that’s damn near everyone.
There are a small number of people who hoard money and they do that because they are psychologically damaged people. They are no different from someone who pisses in bottles and protects themselves with towers of newspapers. They deserve our pity. They are hurt.
What we do is elevate them because their hoard is a means to assuage our fear. Elon Musk doesn’t receive 50 billion dollars because he needs it. He gets it because people feel safe giving it to him. If he can hoard safety, then he can teach me how to do it! And then I will be safe.
They can’t teach you shit! They are damaged. They do not want the same things you do! They want to surround themselves with piles of newspapers so you can’t hurt them. These people are insane!
Anyone who wants too much shit is insane.
Continue reading “The Hoard is the Threat – written by Jordan Holmes”This is Not Your Land – written by Jordan Holmes
This is not our land. This is not our home. America does not exist. America is blood and fire and genocide. America is murdering swaths of people across thousands of miles to take their shit. That is what America was built on. It was not built on freedom. It was built on slavery. It wasn’t built to free its people from the shackles of monarchy, it was built to enslave people with the shackles of oligarchy.
Continue reading “This is Not Your Land – written by Jordan Holmes”Just Some Guy – written by Jordan Holmes
Do you think what you’re doing is good? Then I trust you. Do you think what you’re doing is going to help lead people to a better place than the one we are currently in? Then I trust you!
Do you think you’re smart? Do you think other people are stupid? Do you think you should be listened to because you know more than others? Do you think you should be listened to because you are a better person than someone else? Then I don’t trust you!
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Listen to me, I am not talking to you! I am not talking to you at all. I am not arguing with you, I am not having a discussion with you, I am telling you what other people think.
Continue reading “I am a Clown – written by Jordan Holmes”Be Realistic! – written by Jordan Holmes
Be realistic! Be realistic, Jordan, be practical! These things are possible and these things are not possible.
Continue reading “Be Realistic! – written by Jordan Holmes”Say Fuck Or Lose – written by Jordan Holmes
Say fuck on TV cowards. Say Fuck! Don’t say “The F word”. Don’t say “frick” or any other euphemism. Say Fuck! Fuck You if you’re too much of a coward to do so. Fuck you if your courage is the size of a micropenis – at least a micropenis exists.
Democracy is on the Ballot
No it’s fucking not. Not if you can’t say Fuck on TV. Not if you don’t have the courage to say “Fuck” on TV.
Either you’re so afraid of losing your job that, sure, Democracy is on the Ballot, but My Job Won’t Let Me. I want to keep my job. I am just doing my job. I am told what to do by my boss and I am told what I cannot do by my boss. So even though I am telling you Jordan, that Democracy is on the Ballot, I cannot say that Fucking Democracy is on the Ballot. I cannot say Democracy in on the Fucking Ballot. I cannot say these things because I am a liar.
If you can’t say Fuck on TV, you never lived in a democracy at all. You’ve never lived in anything but a place where you have to constantly defend yourself with “I’m just doing my job”. You constantly live in fear of losing your job because you say Fuck. Who gives a shit about telling the truth?
You can’t say Fuck! Who cares if what you’re saying is important, it’s not important enough to use our strongest language! You’re lying to me if you say that what you’re talking about is important because you cannot say Fuck! You cannot use a word strong enough to describe what you’re talking about.
You are made of euphemisms. Why would anyone believe anything you say? Why would anyone believe the media if the media isn’t allowed to talk like them? Is the media allowed to call Kamala Harris a fucking bitch? No? Then people who call her that will never listen to you!
You lost. You lost before you began because you cannot use language correctly. Because your boss won’t let you! You lost before you began because there are people out there who agree with you, who believe Democracy is on the ballot, but you can’t talk to them.
I’ve read too many books of journalists going to far right places as if anyone there would ever be honest. You don’t know what you’re talking about because you don’t speak the language. You are not allowed to speak the language. You are not allowed to understand these people.
So people who would otherwise agree with everything you believe in will always go to the far right. The far right is wrong about everything except one thing, they are extremely right about one thing, you do not have the courage to stand up to them. You don’t have the courage to say fuck on TV.
Kamala Harris is a fucking bitch. Fuck you. Fuck her. Biden is a fucking dessicated trash heap. But you can’t say it! So you lose to me before you even began. You lost this argument before you joined it because you literally can’t prove me wrong! You can only prove me right by not saying fuck on TV!
Democracy is on the Ballot
But hey, democracy being on the ballot isn’t enough to say Fuck on TV. So, I guess actually don’t worry about it, you were going to go along with whatever fascist fuck gets elected anyways. Why are you mad at me?
Relax! Democracy isn’t on the ballot – if you’re a pedantic piece of trash – the Republic isn’t on the ballot, if it was, then someone would say Fuck on TV!
Jordan Holmes is an author and podcaster. You can listen to him two times a week on the Knowledge Fight podcast, and read his book and other musings here. This essay was reprinted from his site by request of the author.
Listen To Your Words – written by Jordan Holmes
You are not listening to yourself when you talk. You don’t understand the words you are speaking. You don’t understand what you are saying.
Democracy is on the Ballot
Is it? Is it actually on the ballot? Will this actually be your last shot? Will the other side actually murder people in the streets? Will the other side actually starve everyone to death and replace schools with prayer groups? Will they?
Then why are you trying to help them?
Continue reading “Listen To Your Words – written by Jordan Holmes”I’m Entitled As Shit – Jordan Holmes
He’s so entitled! He’s so egotistical! He’s so full of himself! I’m not telling you anything I think. I think crazier shit than this. I’m telling you what you have told me. I have read your book. I know for sure I have read your book, I interviewed you on tape. I have all of your information. It’s mine now.
You have nothing.
I’m not telling you what I think. I’m telling you what Audre Lorde thinks. Audre Lorde said that the master’s tools cannot dismantle the master’s house. I believe her!
“When we speak we are afraid our words will not be heard or welcomed. But when we are silent, we are still afraid. So it is better to speak.”
“If I didn’t define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people’s fantasies for me and eaten alive”.
I believe her! I do not think she’s right in some abstract sense. I think she’s right. So I’m going to behave like she’s right. You should too, unless you want to believe I’m an entitled white man who doesn’t know shit. Then fuck me and fuck Audre Lorde.
“Compromise is a coffin nail”
I believe her! I believe a black, queer woman who lived during worse than anything I’ve ever endured. Instead of sitting with my privilege as an entitled white man, and just going along with everyone, I am listening to Audre Fucking Lorde. I believe her! I believe her, only!
So Fuck You if you disagree with her. My entitled white male ass is not going to just sit here and be incredibly comfortable during the next Trump administration while everyone else burns. I’m going to be fine. While your kids burn.
In 2050, fuck, I’m too old now, I will be too old to give a shit if 2060 sucks.
Why in God’s name do you really think those old fucks really care about 2030?
Jordan Holmes is an author and podcaster. You can listen to him two times a week on the Knowledge Fight podcast, and read his book and other musings here. This essay was reprinted from his site by request of the author.
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