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March Fatness

March Fatness: The Liver Failure Round (Sweet 16) plus Tuesday results…

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March Fatness: The Liver Failure Round (Sweet 16) plus Tuesday results…

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Continue reading “March Fatness: The Liver Failure Round (Sweet 16) plus Tuesday results…” →
March Fatness

March Fatness: The Diabetes Round (Sweet 16)

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March Fatness: The Diabetes Round (Sweet 16)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Continue reading “March Fatness: The Diabetes Round (Sweet 16)” →
Advice, Comedy, Misc., Uncategorized

Into The Unknown: A Guide To Comforting Your Children In These Troubling Times

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Into The Unknown: A Guide To Comforting Your Children In These Troubling Times

So, things are scary right now and you have some young kiddos and you need to make sure they feel safe and secure, right? You need to make sure that they know that everything is going to be OK. I get it.

So first, let’s get this out of the way, everything IS going to be OK. You’re fine. Your kids are going to be fine. Your husband or wife is going to be fine. Your parents… well there is like an 84 percent change they are going to be just fine. Sure, you don’t exactly work in an “essential field” and there is a decent chance you are going to be laid off or at least furloughed. But hey, on the bright side, you learned the word furloughed today and that’s something to hang your hat on.

Remember that day of your best friend’s wedding when you learned the word veranda? That was a wonderful, beautiful day, and this day is exactly like that day. You are learning new words and it is exactly the same thing. So, don’t worry about getting furloughed. Grab a beer, sit out on the veranda and enjoy the nice March weather! Is it too chilly for that? I haven’t been outside in like a week, but I’m sure it’s perfect veranda weather!

Now that all of that is out of the way and… wow you chugged that beer real quick huh? Ok grab another, I’ll wait. It’s cool.

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March Fatness

March Fatness: Friday results plus the Sweet 16 Match-Ups

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March Fatness: Friday results plus the Sweet 16 Match-Ups

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Continue reading “March Fatness: Friday results plus the Sweet 16 Match-Ups” →
Fancy Boys Club Drafts, television, TV Show Draft

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 9-10

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IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 9-10

Things aren’t looking good right now. Coronavirus is all around. The economy will probably collapse. There’s no toilet paper available anywhere. And worst of all, we’re all stuck inside with our families.

Luckily, there’s a ton of great TV to help get us through this difficult time. If you’re looking for something to watch, Fancy Boys Club is here to help. Over the next few days, we’ll be breaking down our favorite coronavirus quarantine streaming options in the only way we know how: a draft.

Today, we’re dropping rounds 7 and 8. Catch up on past rounds here: 1 & 2, 3 & 4, 5 & 6, 7 & 8. Who got the best picks? Let us know in the comments.

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March Fatness

March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Round Of 32) plus Thursday results

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March Fatness: The High Cholesterol Region (Round Of 32) plus Thursday results

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Today marks day four of the second round of the with The High Cholesterol Regional.

Vote for your favorites over on the Fancy Boys Club Facebook page. Polls close at 10 am tomorrow and then its on to the Sweet Sixteen. Voting will resume Tuesday.

Unlike America, we like to make voting easy. So find links to all of today’s match-ups below:

(1) McDonalds McChicken Sandwich v (8) Culver’s Cheese Curds

(5) Wendy’s Frosty v (4) Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme

(6) Wendy’s Baked Potato v (3) Portillo’s Chocolate Cake Shake

(7) Jimmy John’s Gargantuan v (2) Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwich

Voting ends Saturday at 10:00 am CST. We encourage all shares and comments.

Heart Attack Region Results

Yesterday, you voted for which items in the Heart Attack Region would advance to the Sweet 16. Here are the results from those match-ups:

(1) Arby’s Curly Fries keeps their hopes alive, easily beating (9) KFC’s Famous Bowl, 76%-24%.
(13) Dairy Queen’s Blizzard continues it’s role as spoiler, this time destroying (5) Carl Jr./Hardee’s Quarter Pounder, 89%-11%.
(3) Culver’s Double Cheddar Burger eliminated (11) Arby’s Jamocha Shake, 81%-19%.
(2) Panera’s Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl knocked out (7) Portillo’s French Fries, 58%-42%.

The match-ups are now live! Get out and vote.

Fancy Boys Club Drafts, television, TV Show Draft

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 7-8

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IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 7-8

Things aren’t looking good right now. Coronavirus is all around. The economy will probably collapse. There’s no toilet paper available anywhere. And worst of all, we’re all stuck inside with our families.

Luckily, there’s a ton of great TV to help get us through this difficult time. If you’re looking for something to watch, Fancy Boys Club is here to help. Over the next few days, we’ll be breaking down our favorite coronavirus quarantine streaming options in the only way we know how: a draft.

Today, we’re dropping rounds 7 and 8. Catch up on past rounds here: 1 & 2, 3 & 4, 5 & 6. Who got the best picks? Let us know in the comments.

Continue reading “IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, AND I’M STREAMING FINE ROUNDS 7-8” →