I Am Not Touching You- written by Jordan Holmes

I Am Not Touching You- written by Jordan Holmes

You are not interested in why you are wrong or what you are wrong about! You are interested in what you are right about! When you and someone are having a conversation, you forget that they are more interested in them being right than they are being wrong. Especially when they are wrong! 

How long did it take for you to turn on me or turn on to me or turn around to me or turn in my direction? What changed

You and I are in the exact same place we were before you were mad at me for something I said. You and I are in the exact same place. You are in fucking Canada or whatever! What did I change? Nothing!

But what did you change? You changed the way you thought about something for one fucking second. YOU were challenged by an idea that I promise you, you have not heard! Did I hurt you? Did I fuck with your day? Did I find you and do anything

Then why are you losing your god damn mind? What is happening? What can I do? I can’t do shit but write! I can’t do shit!

I cannot build anything, my hands are so soft I almost disgust myself! I cannot raise a child. I cannot do anything with money other than buy food and then give the rest away. Ask people around me, it concerns them! I am fucking useless!


I have nothing but words. I have nothing but my voice. I have nothing! Because you are still not listening to me!

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Illegal Time – written by Jordan Holmes

Illegal Time – written by Jordan Holmes

Stop thinking about what’s legal and what’s illegal and start thinking about how the law works! What would happen if you or the government did something illegal, but you had a lot of money? Sure, it’s illegal, sure, it’s wrong or whatever, but, you can tie them up in court

What’s illegal and what’s legal? What matters is time! What Alex Jones has done is not just stolen money, dignity, safety, and made them question their sense of reality and question the honor of their murdered children, he’s not done just that. He’s stolen time. He’s done 50 illegal things. A 100 illegal things

A 1000 illegal things! A million illegal things, who cares!

But every time he does an illegal thing, he steals 3 months of your life! He should be held accountable for that

The law is designed for this purpose. The law organized as it is, is in and of itself theft. It is theft of time. How much money has Alex made and stolen from the families in the time he stole? How much time have we spent collectively dealing with his shit! That’s not how this has to fucking go! 

It’s going this way because the system is not set up to deal with this! The system is set up to help rich people hide money while they are being held “accountable”. It’s time. It’s time to hide money and shit from people while they are being held “accountable”. 

How long does it take to reach a settlement with Boeing? Why? Everyone saw the problem together! You and I are not insane for thinking when we saw that, the very next image should have been those Boeing executives in chains – like you and I would be if we murdered people!

You and I are not insane for thinking that doesn’t make sense. When people tell you why all of this is happening and give you extremely reasonable thought out responses for the challenges that you might face in attempting to enact the reforms you are interested in, they are engaging in the same thing!

Change in our world comes fast. Change has to come fast because people hate change so much they make up any excuse to normalize the status quo. You are not arguing with reasonable, well thought out responses, you are arguing with a fear of change that is totally reasonable! But when change happens fast, those same people argue in your favor because now we are in a new Status Quo.

Change is terrifying because change can be fucked up! Change can fail! But the current system can fail too! A different legal system might fuck up shit even worse than what we’ve done with Alex. 


But I very much doubt that!


Jordan Holmes is an author and podcaster. You can listen to him two times a week on the Knowledge Fight podcast, and read his book and other musings here. This essay was reprinted from his site by request of the author.

The Tower of Babel – written by Jordan Holmes

The Tower of Babel – written by Jordan Holmes

I’m sorry, I’m not several thousand years old, nor am I a phd in history, nor did I ever earn a degree from any higher institution of learning, nor did I go to seminary, I’m just some guy. 

So, please, let me explain an incredibly difficult concept through a several thousand year old parable that only a few people have ever understood, and until today, I’m sure you didn’t. 

The Tower of Babel!

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The Media – written by Jordan Holmes

The Media – written by Jordan Holmes

Of course the media isn’t “The Media”. No one believes that individual dum dum talking heads are controlling the fuckin news bro nor does anyone believe that you or anyone you know is in charge of The Media. 

But you are The Media. You are a cell in the body that is “The Media”. And you are fuckin’ up, bruh!

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Speak The Language – written by Jordan Holmes

Speak The Language – written by Jordan Holmes

I am not talking to you! I am talking to you! Do you understand what points I am making? Then I am talking to you! Do you not understand what I’m saying? Then I am not speaking your language. If you would like to understand me, you can learn my language, or I can speak to you in yours.

It is not the first time in America’s history that we are faced with multiple, fractious parties within the supposed two party system. America is a large place, with many factions, factions within factions, that have little to do with conspiracy and everything to do with region. Who is fighting right now? People who share a culture with people who share a culture. People who share a lifestyle with people who share a lifestyle. People are fighting with people who speak a completely different language. 

Imagine having a conversation of nuance and depth with someone who hasn’t read the books that taught you about nuance and depth. I have had those conversations, I have had many of those conversations. I have had them with a breadth of people, about a breadth of topics. 

In most situations, it’s difficult to divorce one’s sense of overall morality from the present from the gut. The present is now and the part of our brain wired to react immediately is not wired to react with depth or nuance. People who are overexposed, people who’s defenses are down because they are emotionally overloaded, these are the people that you cannot talk to with a well thought out essay about the possibilities of generational change. What do they hear from you? They haven’t read this line in this paragraph. It’s too far down. 

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FOOD – written by Jordan Holmes

FOOD – written by Jordan Holmes

Do you think you’re smart? Do you think you’re strong? Do you believe yourself to possess some attribute to a greater degree than others? 

I bet you eat food! I bet if your body is spectacular, you eat specific foods, foods that are available to you. You are an animal! That needs to eat to grow, to succeed, to learn. These are attributes you cannot possess if you are starving to death

Are you pissed off that other people are stupid? Switch diets with them! Give them everything you eat and eat only what they eat! What do you think, you possess some sort of innate genius that can never be replicated by another human being? 

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