2020-21 Cleveland Cavaliers Guy to Watch: Dante Exum

Dante Exum had a gnarly injury last season, but so far in the preseason has looked solid. That being said, the Cavs are bad and injury plagued and have the worst kind of position battles going on- the kind where guys are rotated out because they’re bad, not because the alternative is better. Exum has the potential to be a good offensive threat if he can stay healthy. While it’s likely he will come off the bench for Cleveland this season, he can do some damage in a pesky second unit that will cause trouble for some middling playoff hopefuls.

He was a touted prospect when he was drafted, but has never been able to live up to the hype due to his health. Sadly, with most of this Cavs team, health will be a major factor in determining if they get the most ping pong balls, the third most ping pong balls, or somewhere in between.

2020-21 Chicago Bulls Guy to Watch: Otto Porter Jr.

Otto Porter Jr. is probably the most important Chicago Bull this season. He’s not the best (Zach LaVine) or the flashiest (Z. LaVine) or biggest name (Zach L.) but he could be critical to Chicago’s future. He has potential to be a solid trade asset come the deadline for a contender looking to shore up their depth. I know, Bulls fans, you don’t want to hear that your team’s most interesting player this year is just a trade chip, but think of it this way- riding the roller coaster of paying attention to Otto Porter through a season will make suffering through yet another lost year easier. That, and seeing how Billy Donovan will use him in rotation with rookie Pat Williams will be interesting. I almost put Williams as my Guy To Watch but I just don’t think he’s going to get a ton of minutes for a good chunk of the season.

Look! Here’s some good thing’s Porter’s done!

2020-21 Charlotte Hornets Guy to Watch: LaMelo Ball

LaMelo Ball is the only reason to watch the Hornets. Okay, I’ll admit that this is the easy choice and that Ball is arguably already in the “star” realm. BUT. He is a rookie, and the most exciting part of a really mediocre to awful roster. Gordon Hayward is getting paid and will probably put up solid numbers, but that’s about it. So what is so great about the baby Ball brother? Stuff like this.

and this…

and also this…

Yeah, I get it, you’re probably better off just watching his highlights on twitter after a game, but you could watch Charlotte play and then see him do a flashy pass LIVE and then tweet about it to look cool, I guess. Also, and I can’t stress this enough, the Hornets have the best uniform set in the game. @ me.

20-21 Brooklyn Nets Guy To Watch: Caris LeVert

Caris LeVert is one of my favorite players. Last season was the best opportunity to watch him as the lead guy on a team, given Durant and Irving’s injuries. Now, as the third option for Brooklyn, the pressure is off and his basketball intellect will be on display. I don’t know what kind of offense Steve Nash is going to push out there every night, but given his pedigree of playing under Mike D’Antoni and as Steve Nash’s assistant, I’m going to assume a high-paced offense that will look to overwhelm the opposition quickly. If that is the case, LeVert will be given outside looks whenever a team makes the mistake and gambles on trying to stop Kevin Durant. Look for him to be open and moving around near the baseline this season, where his athleticism can take over and punish a team too preoccupied with the superstars. He will also be a BIG catch-and-shoot candidate, especially if Nash tries some “7 Seconds or Less” style offense.

2020-21 Boston Celtics Guy To Watch: Daniel Theis

Daniel Theis is going to take the lion share of minutes at the 5 this season, and the German national is going to be a heavy target inside for a team that loves to spread the floor. Last season, he made the jump from 13 minutes per game to 24, and responded with 6.6 rebounds and 1.3 blocks per game. On any given night, the Celtics are going to be fun to watch, but if you pay close attention to the big 27 in the middle, you’re going to notice just how well the Boston offense flows.

20-21 Atlanta Hawks Guy To Watch: John Collins

John Collins was suspended for 25 games on 11/5 last year for testing positive for a growth hormone. He returned and played 41 games in total, leading the Hawks in true shooting percentage as well as rebounds and blocks, again, despite missing a large amount of games. Collins is a certified stud, and is on the cusp of becoming an All-Star. The Hawks are bad, and will spend the season struggling to make the play-in tournament, but with the addition of Bogdan Bogdanovic (another guy you should watch), look for Collins to have more space inside to dominate and take the next step.

Collins has star potential, unlike many guys on my list, but being on a bad team and playing alongside Trae Young, he’s not given the proper attention by more casual fans. Just watch this and see what I’m talking about.

It Is Time To Declare the 2019 Song of the Summer

It Is Time To Declare the 2019 Song of the Summer

Every year, one song defines the season as a landmark in American culture. It may have no relevance to current events, in fact, it would be better if it didn’t. 2019 just took a DNA test, and turns out “Truth Hurts” is 100% the Song of the Summer.

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The Out Comes in Threes (or) Why More Home Runs Are A Bad Thing

The Out Comes in Threes (or) Why More Home Runs Are A Bad Thing

Back in the formative years of my youth, the long ball was king. In 1998, Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa broke the then-thought-unbreakable record of 61 home runs, with Ken Griffey Jr. not far behind. The next year, they both did it again. In 2001, Barry Bonds hit seventy-fucking-three of ’em. It was exciting, actually. In the latter half of the 2010’s, more home runs are being hit than at the peak of the “steroid era”, but is that a good thing?

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Realize I Was The One: A Love Letter to Boyz II Men’s ‘II’

Realize I Was The One: A Love Letter to Boyz II Men’s ‘II’

It was in the spring of 1995 that I had first heard of Boyz II Men or their album II. I was in second grade, and my family had just moved from Hobart, Indiana to nearby Valparaiso. It was far enough to lose contact with all of my friends but close enough that my mother could drive me to school on her way to work in Merrillville to let me finish out the year.

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If The Party’s Where You’re At, Then Let Me Know: How Jagged Edge Crossed Over and United a Nation

If The Party’s Where You’re At, Then Let Me Know: How Jagged Edge Crossed Over and United a Nation

Life is hard. It’s a cliché, but lord knows often it is all too true. In the ever-fading days of youth, we tend to forget what makes us human; what makes us beautiful as a species. It is our inherent ability to rise from the fruit of our faults and become greater than we thought we could be. Jack Nicholson’s Jack Torrance from The Shining quotes the brilliantly brief age-old elucidation into mankind’s most futile ritual- “all work and no play make Jack a dull boy.” If there is not joy to life, if there is no pleasure, what is our purpose? To live life without a shred of gratification would be to fail as a human being. Enter late spring, 2001. America is unaware of the perilous age that lies ahead. On the radio, one particular song was set to take over the summer. That song would be the inverse credo of that damning proverb. Perhaps we could do ourselves a favor and think back to a time when a group of young men from Atlanta and their friend from St. Louis asked the simplest of questions- “Where the Party At?”

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