Some Tweets From Our Writers: April 16th edition

Here at Fancy Boys Club, we love our writers, and we hope you do to. They work very hard to put out amazing and fun content for us and we think they’re really special.

But you should also be following them on twitter.

Here are some fun tweets from some of our writers over the last few days:

Real bummer knowing that no joke I write will ever make someone laugh as hard as my wife watching me do that at home cardio workout
— Jack Baker (@TeamJackBaker) April 15, 2020

Sammy Sosa should be in the Hall of Fame. https://t.co/DCYTwrjH9u
— Fancy Boy Brandon (@AwfulMusicFacts) April 9, 2020

Having a toddler means hearing "I want" a million times a day and you getting mad your kid has the balls to ask for anything.
— Mat Elfring (@ImMatElfring) April 15, 2020

Wife wants to spend the stimulus check on bills. Sorry babe. I’m spending it on

C R A C K
C O C A I N E
— Dr. United States (@tasty_magic) April 15, 2020

Hey, you know what's insane? Joe Biden's verbal gaffes, lolol!

You know what's really REALLY insane? The idea that verbal gaffes are more dangerous than Donald Trump dismantling our democracy daily.

Get your fucking shit together and your priorities straight, "progressives"
— GoHomeAmericaYaDrunk (@punchkatesface) April 10, 2020

Shoulda killed that fucking groundhog when we had the chance
— Alexander's Terrible No Good Content (@SirAlecStein) April 15, 2020

Me thinking about the groceries I'll get to buy that isn't just hot dogs and canned ravioli since my stimulus check came through: pic.twitter.com/m15puhoeEu
— Jake Breunig (@ColeSlawMcGraw) April 15, 2020

Not taking credit for this either are you @realDonaldTrump but damn you sure earned it, you trash heap of a human. https://t.co/lTou7Y36am
— rick copper (@copperwrite) April 1, 2020

Just want to congratulate the dummies in Michigan yesterday for acting like the worst possible stereotypes of someone from Michigan.
— Matt Drufke (@IHateMattDrufke) April 16, 2020

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