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Say Fuck Or Lose – written by Jordan Holmes

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Say Fuck Or Lose – written by Jordan Holmes

Say fuck on TV cowards. Say Fuck! Don’t say “The F word”. Don’t say “frick” or any other euphemism. Say Fuck! Fuck You if you’re too much of a coward to do so. Fuck you if your courage is the size of a micropenis – at least a micropenis exists. 

Democracy is on the Ballot

No it’s fucking not. Not if you can’t say Fuck on TV. Not if you don’t have the courage to say “Fuck” on TV.

Either you’re so afraid of losing your job that, sure, Democracy is on the Ballot, but My Job Won’t Let Me. I want to keep my job. I am just doing my job. I am told what to do by my boss and I am told what I cannot do by my boss. So even though I am telling you Jordan, that Democracy is on the Ballot, I cannot say that Fucking Democracy is on the Ballot. I cannot say Democracy in on the Fucking Ballot. I cannot say these things because I am a liar. 

If you can’t say Fuck on TV, you never lived in a democracy at all. You’ve never lived in anything but a place where you have to constantly defend yourself with “I’m just doing my job”. You constantly live in fear of losing your job because you say Fuck. Who gives a shit about telling the truth? 

You can’t say Fuck! Who cares if what you’re saying is important, it’s not important enough to use our strongest language! You’re lying to me if you say that what you’re talking about is important because you cannot say Fuck! You cannot use a word strong enough to describe what you’re talking about.

You are made of euphemisms. Why would anyone believe anything you say? Why would anyone believe the media if the media isn’t allowed to talk like them? Is the media allowed to call Kamala Harris a fucking bitch? No? Then people who call her that will never listen to you! 

You lost. You lost before you began because you cannot use language correctly. Because your boss won’t let you! You lost before you began because there are people out there who agree with you, who believe Democracy is on the ballot, but you can’t talk to them.

I’ve read too many books of journalists going to far right places as if anyone there would ever be honest. You don’t know what you’re talking about because you don’t speak the language. You are not allowed to speak the language. You are not allowed to understand these people. 

So people who would otherwise agree with everything you believe in will always go to the far right. The far right is wrong about everything except one thing, they are extremely right about one thing, you do not have the courage to stand up to them. You don’t have the courage to say fuck on TV.

Kamala Harris is a fucking bitch. Fuck you. Fuck her. Biden is a fucking dessicated trash heap. But you can’t say it! So you lose to me before you even began. You lost this argument before you joined it because you literally can’t prove me wrong! You can only prove me right by not saying fuck on TV! 

Democracy is on the Ballot 

But hey, democracy being on the ballot isn’t enough to say Fuck on TV. So, I guess actually don’t worry about it, you were going to go along with whatever fascist fuck gets elected anyways. Why are you mad at me?

Relax! Democracy isn’t on the ballot – if you’re a pedantic piece of trash – the Republic isn’t on the ballot, if it was, then someone would say Fuck on TV! 

Jordan Holmes is an author and podcaster. You can listen to him two times a week on the Knowledge Fight podcast, and read his book and other musings here. This essay was reprinted from his site by request of the author.

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Listen To Your Words – written by Jordan Holmes

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Listen To Your Words – written by Jordan Holmes

You are not listening to yourself when you talk. You don’t understand the words you are speaking. You don’t understand what you are saying.

Democracy is on the Ballot

Is it? Is it actually on the ballot? Will this actually be your last shot? Will the other side actually murder people in the streets? Will the other side actually starve everyone to death and replace schools with prayer groups? Will they?

Then why are you trying to help them?

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Dream Big, Why Not? – written by Jordan Holmes

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Dream Big, Why Not? – written by Jordan Holmes

You have no imagination and you have less courage. Ah ha, you say, we get it, finally, let’s replace Biden, we’ve heard you!

Here’s what we’ll do, we’ll give Biden… but 20 years younger, or a woman, or something else, but at the end of the day, our idea is DO THE SAME FUCKING THING AGAIN! We are very smart. What are our ideas? I know, do the same fucking thing again. What’s our platform? Do the same fucking thing again, led by Biden who is 20 years younger or a woman or something else. 

Why are you accepting that? Why, if now is the time to dream big, if now is the crisis point where we can influence the direction of the party, why would you dream of shit? Why not say the next President should be someone willing to say Go Fuck Yourself to an oil executive. What’s in Project 2025 is terrifying… because some of it is in everyone’s 2025 plan. 

Do you think that push for deregulation is going to be stifled by people who could already do so? Why aren’t you dreaming of something impossible if you already think winning is impossible? 

If you think getting a toy horse is impossible, you might as well dream of a real one. 

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Relax, Say “Top Democrats” – written by Jordan Holmes

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Relax, Say “Top Democrats” – written by Jordan Holmes

This is what I was hoping to hear. Ezra Klein says that Top Democrats say something like, “I don’t know why all these Democrats who think Donald Trump is an existential threat to democracy are acting the way they are. But the reason I’m acting the way I am is because I don’t think that.” 

Phew! All of you are fucking stupid. Do you get it? You think Democracy is On the Ballot, but it is actually not on the ballot. So relax. “Top Democrats” think something one way or the other according to some guy. Whatever you were thinking is stupid. Now what you should be thinking is that everything is actually fine.

This is just a social media game everyone is playing with you. Democracy isn’t on the ballot! Democracy never was. There is no such thing in America. 

Stop fighting with people! Stop fighting with people who think that Democracy is on the Ballot. Why? They’re lying to you!

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Were You Lying? – written by Jordan Holmes

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Were You Lying? – written by Jordan Holmes

I’ve been struggling deeply for the past week, I’ve been struggling with the same feeling I had during Alex Jones’ trial in Texas. I am bipolar, I am prone to mania, I’m prone to delusions of grandeur, so, in general, any time I think I can see something that the rest of the world cannot, I assume I am in the wrong. 

Sometimes, I am suspicious that the rest of the world can, in fact, see what I see, and they are gaslighting me. I’m sure I’m right sometimes. But seeing the world through that lens will make you crazy, so no matter what the circumstances, it’s wiser to let it go.

But now, as in the trial, I know the rest of the world sees what I see and I know that the world is gaslighting me. 

What’s more, what’s worse for my psyche, is that I know that when I talk to the TV, so to speak, the TV can hear me. I am fucking loud. I am not insane. I am not manic. I am not delusional. 

All of you are out of your fucking minds.

Democracy is on the ballot

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