March Fatness: The Elite 8 (Heart Attack Region)

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

For all matches from here on out, we’re allowing people to vote both on our Facebook page and our Twitter page. We know what you’re thinking… “Doesn’t that mean we can vote twice?” It does. We encourage you to vote and share to make sure your favorite is standing atop the leader board when we crown a championship.

Today’s match will determine of the Heart Attack Region. Tomorrow, we determine who they will play as we find the winner of the High Cholesterol Region.

Today’s Match: (3) Culver’s Double Cheddar ButterBurger v (13) Dairy Queen Blizzard

Again, you can vote on our Facebook page or Twitter page. Vote. Share. Enjoy democracy.

Wednesday Results

Yesterday, you determined the winner of the Liver Failure Region. Here’s what happened:

(4) Portillo’s Hot Dog gets to advance after beating (2) Burger King Whopper, 57%-43%.

Keep checking in for more updates!

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