March Fatness: The Heart Attack Region (Sweet Sixteen) plus Wednesday results…

Fast food isn’t healthy. It’s doesn’t always taste good. Sometimes, it’s can barely even be considered food.

And yet, there’s something about it that’s undeniable. There’s a comfort to unwrapping a cheeseburger or eating fries in the car. There’s peace in leaving a drive-thru knowing that your needs will all be met. And sometimes, you’re just hungover as balls.

Whether it’s burgers, fries, desserts, or a variety of other items, we’ve taken 64 of the best foods which are prepared quickly and will have them competing against each other. And we need your help to determine the winner.

Enter March Fatness.

Today marks day three of the third round with the Heart Attack Region.

Vote for your favorites over on the Fancy Boys Club Facebook page. Polls close at 10 am tomorrow and then its on to the Liver Failure Region.

Unlike America, we like to make voting easy. So find links to all of today’s match-ups below:

(1) Arby’s Curly Fries v (13) Dairy Queen Blizzard

(2) Panera’s Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl v (3) Culver’s Double Cheddar Burger

Polls are live so get out and vote.

Wednesday Results

Yesterday, four powerhouse items in the Liver Failure Region faced off to send two horribly unhealthy winners to the Elite 8. Let’s check in on the scores:

(4) Portillo’s Hot Dog easily knocked out (8) Taco Bell’s Nachos Bell Grande, 79%-21%.
(2) Burger King’s Whopper kept it’s run alive, beating (6) Taco Bell’s Spicy Potato Soft Taco, 64%-36%.

And with that, Taco Bell joins the many other restaurants eliminated from the tournament.

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