FBC NFL Power Rankings Week 6

Sweet merciful shit. Every team from 8-20 is pretty much interchangeable. This is all just a big fuckaround. Am I going to do memes? Will I write a haiku for every team? Will I give actual analysis? Will I just do 32 different gifs of Kid Rock? Should I rank everyone based on their special teams? What about their DVOA?

Just kidding, i’m doing the Kid Rock one.

1: Arizona Cardinals

2: Buffalo Bills

3: Los Angeles Rams

4: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

5: Green Bay Packers

6: Cleveland Browns

7: Baltimore Ravens

8: Dallas Cowboys

9: Los Angeles Chargers

10: New Orleans Saints

11: Carolina Panthers

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12: Cincinnati Bengals

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13: Denver Broncos

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14: Tennessee Titans

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15: Seattle Seahawks

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16: San Francisco 49ers

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17: Chicago Bears

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18: Washington Football Team

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19: New England Patriots

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20: Kansas City Chiefs

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21: Las Vegas Raiders

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22: Minnesota Vikings

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23: Pittsburgh Steelers

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24: Philadelphia Eagles

AT THIS POINT, I’M RUNNING OUT OF KID ROCK GIFS, SO TO FILL IT OUT, HERE IS THE SAME GIF OF BETTY WHITE OVER AND OVER.

25: New York Jets

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26: New York Giants

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27: Miami Dolphins

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28: Indianapolis Colts

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29: Atlanta Falcons

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30: Detroit Lions

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1,288,901: Participating in 90 Day Fiance

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41,275,129: Houston Texans

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599,423,981: Jacksonville Jaguars

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